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Holiday for Fortunate Sons… of KEMET.

I, Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano-Prieto, am with Eddie Gloude Douglass Jr., on this one… and furthermore, you Cocksuckers, I do declare that the Leader of El Cuarteto PATRIA 🇨🇺 is a direct descendant of Frederick Douglass, just place a Stetson on that guajiro and the resemblance is uncanny… AND FUCK SHAKIRA$$$ on Weight Watchers.

Requiem for Ice Scream, Ewe Scream, Öüï All Scream Ah for Tunas…
Bienvenida Guayabera Pantone 1805, period!

Hey, AP LeMire… On your flight back across The Atlantic please pay attention just below the Greenland marker on your LCD Screen in front of you, once you see it, open the sunscreen on your Window seat and snap a picture of Lady Liberty covering ALFONSINA Y EL MAR… in case you missed it, Lady Liberty is Walking back To Egypt, which is where She was supposed to go but got rejected by the Sons of KEMET there. Look It Up! Or ask Indi(o) Juanes* at La Baggagerie à Les Halles.

Ibid.

*~. Indi(o) Juanes is what Mike The Dog (Matisse) calls me when he is feeling inadequate about his Patriot Holiday here in France, the French call it, TOM SAWYER THEY.

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¿A Quién ShingaDos Se Le Ocurre?

Sure, if like Jose López Portillo¹, your piggy bank is in the habit of walking in abundance, and the body of water next to your territory is saltier than salt then yes, by all means, turn your coastlines into a parking lot, but if …

Freedom Of 76
Ween
Living on Bananas and Coke

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an entourage arrives to a body of buried water, and your Petrol Industry is having to to SHELL out millions of dollars for a bucket of ICE…

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Please don’t be like Poderoso Víctoria.

Context for Geraldo Rivera 🇵🇷 follows

Guadalajara en un Llano, México en una Laguna de desechos pre-colombinos.