As a transnational Californian, I swear that Öüï can’t Make This Shit Up

Narco Fashion³ is LA Nueva GUAYABERA

BUT FIRST, Pennsylvania just turned into the Land of Oz, and in The Ukraine, my girlfriend Ellison Barber is taking on the role of Henrietta Hill and she’s so fucking awesome that she nailed the Bar walkabout scène at the Bamboo Lounge… ISSY, Ellison, you may call Mi, Karen, —if Katie Phang says hello.

—. Henry Hill: [narrating] Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.

³~. Jesús Olivares at El Paso Times…
2005 Business Development Department…
and “The Loteros de La Calle Paisano”.

And if youse in on the joke, over in Australia, the Kiwis discovered that if you fill Ketch~up bottles with powdered coffee cream and tap it with a Sriracha cap in the mouth, your baby will be fooled into thinking that the Great State of Texas looked out after your little precious gift from goD.

FRANCE frais ResEau.

Cualquier parecido con la realidad es pura chingadera.

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