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Professor Eddie Gloude Jr. is feeling like a Mexican citizen, he just discovered El Godínazgo Institucionalizado.

Nuke it. Nuke the Gray!!!

Meanwhile, en las Antillas, Dorian is an illegal hurricane. How many more devastations, mr. President? How many more. Drop the Croissant Directive Mister Trump. CROISSANTS!!!

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El naufragio de Cabeza de Vaca, no gold, but a lot of Korn.