El Guapo, reports.

Eye swears D.A.T. he dooes not… WE REPEAT: Eye swears D.A.T. he dooes not selects the playing cards, Eye solamente las torea.
La cuadrilla is set and the first toro for this corrida is “The Atlantic”, a 999 Kilogram pair of pitones, and Manolete dedica el primero del medio día para la tal Susan del Percio, una maja de los trickle-down Reaganomics.
Y mientras eso pasa en Washington D.C. Comic Con, en Texcoco, el faraoncito se va de nupcias con el erario de la BARRA de Sombra.

“Aÿ, DOLOR! Ya me volviste a dar!!! Ah–ha—JA! ” … FRANÇOIS HOLLANDE will be the Best Man at the wedding ceremony, ISSY, ORGY will follow… Manuelito Valls será el paje de anillos.
Mika Brzezinski ya está en Barrera de Sol, y los espontáneos no se escapan de una bulla del juez de La Plaza. La reacción del Generalissimmo FRANCO, —the Department of Justice in the U.S. of A.—no es favorable para el juez.

He has his mother’s Eyes, and Cousin Joe’s vacuum tube noggin. Congratulations to the “dumb country lawyer” and his beautiful wife for the new pundit on the “Güey, it’s too early (for the election) crowd”.
And in Washington… Congratulations to Cousin Joe and Mika Brzezinski, who just welcomed in their new baby, and YES!, he’s a despicable BOSTONNIAN. Aleluya. His name is SANTIAGO PINDELL SCARBOROUGH.
Los Bulbos de la familia Scarborough:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_tube