… [I]n local news, China confiscated the Moon.
Live from A big bridge in ItAly, France.

La Coincidencia de las Fuentes en el viaducto Millau ; en Amsterdam, of course… because of La Redundancia de las erres y Derek Waters.
In eco-friendly news, Bolsonaro tells the world, “fuck you, these matchsticks belong to my democratically elected junta”, adding, « don’t worry, I alone will give you well-managed Would from my forests ».