Ron Burgandy in the role of ARMAndo Àlvarez, reports:

Marti Marietta (Cement Force) lifts a 4th of July toast

__ [Y] ese Ukulélé qui voulait surfer no canta tan mal las Rancheras, and Ewe bet she followed the rules of Engagement ; Eye tell you Eddie Princeton, they just don’t make THEM Sean Penn-es-es like EL PRI used to.

Live from Jim Croce’s papas fritas de San Diego restaurant: fucking Canuks!

Listen up, profe, don’t Ewe, forget about what is talking place on the other goal post ; Willie, is AMLO the evangelical rough-draft of Benito?

Fuck Daytona… and Florida too. Vía Mexican Monosapiens NEWS… Viva New Jersey!!! … Thunder Boom–Boum Tee–Shitrs!!! Get your Thunder THEYs Boom–Boum Tee-Shirts!!! “Dime a Dozen!!!”

Ancient rusty investigators say YES.