Oh, hey, Negrita! You get this morning’s Last Word.

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But first, Mr. Batiste:

You, Sir, get a Certificate of Acheivement for dressing the band all–up in a Rachel Maddow “Baby’s in Black” Shade of Noir. Man, that drum boy even caught the attention of Mr. Moore! Shhhhhhhiiiiitttt, that motherfucker [Michael, not Joe]  even took his hat off during the show. Duly noted.

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It’s too bad that Matthew had to go and get all Turkey and Wild, with motherfucking Tyrone, which of course as Öüï all saw [live on tape] ended up in a most unfortunate “shin-robe” malfunction. It’s a good thing, that Matthew has got someone on the “payroll” just to dress his grown ass up… use that as your Next “Lincoln” commercial zinger, Matthew. “Howdy–Ho” Bitch… now go flush your older brother’s eschatological remains down the porcelaine throne about NOTHING! — Eye AM a Street Player, mr. Minister of Culture; and GABO is rolling in his U of T library niche right about now. Hey, MATTHEW, did you come up with that send–off all by yourself or did the AD man coached you into method acting your way into a turd. Boy–Eye–Tell you, Matthew plays a very convincing piece of shit on The Colbert Report.

Drum Boy, Eye tell you: Where have all the good Dragon Slayers Gone?