Au Pairs, Babysitters, Niñeras y gatas needed

It’s the 10th day of 2019 and Donald Trump is telling the Coast Guard that PÔLE DANCERS EXECUTIVES AND START-UPs are always hiring NicetoLook–at MILF’s who wear a MOTHERFUCKING Yellow (Ribbed) Ribbon while their wanna-bee sailors Significant Husbands patrol the Salty Liquid Barrier that ALL DRUG TRAFICKERS (Not Just “El Mayo”) use to deliver all those high demand CANDIES that end up fucking-up your Goverment Piss Tests.

Achilles Last Stand

PLANES, TRAINS, and AUTOMOBILES

With your host:
Brian Williams.

Your GS–Pay Grade not bringing in The Bacon?
Don’t dispair,
KING LEMON is always hiring.
King Lemon offers your significant other,
or your ‘dependas
a chance to earn that pay that
THE 45th PRESIDENT
OF THE u.s. of AMERIKA
is holding back,
so that he may hire
17 NEW LAWYERS
or build a fucking
monument for his
PÔLE DANCING patron’s Front.

The Lemon Song — ZEPPELIN GOES HERE… « Squeeze MI baby, ‘till the Juice runs down my legs ».

MAKE AMERICA’s Wives
GREAT HO’s Again.

This Message is sponsored
by Vladimir Putin,
the MAIN MOTHERFUCKING EXPORTER
of
MAIL–IN BRIDES for the
Western World.

Good Morning. Today is January the 10th of 2018 and Donald Trump is pimping your baby out… Go Ahead, “baby” —Shake Your Money Maker, shake it good —bitch.

In case Chuck Todd is wondering, this is not the first time in HIStory that the « PIMPING ” of the Wives, or your “lips that grip daughters” have been debased by a FOREIGN and most important to remember « DOMESTIC » collaborator. The worst thing that can happen is that your « prescious ” princesse–es–ese, will come home with a « BAD HAIRCUT and/or HAIRDAY »… where do you think that Central Europe Time gets its TIMESLICE from?

Eric Idle’s Requiem, as read by Peter Sellers in the Key of Brian Williams.

It’s 7 a.m. in Central NATO Times.

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