Fucking, Michael… an affront on Amd. 14

TimeStamp: 20 después del medio día en CET

D’ya want Efx?… Yabba–dah-bah — Do, wait for it, wait.

Dear, God: You, suck… and Jeff Bezos, too.

Now, normally, under Global Climate situations, we [the staff] would normally PRAY for the sweeping of The FLA and its stupid cousin ‘BAMA, as in A•LA•BAMA, but gosh–darn it, an important proposition is on the ballots. Normally, we light our candles asking that Florida goes the way of Atlantis.

However, Cousin Joe… this time around we [the staff] solicit Baby Jesus to spare that low hanging piece of land, because like Donald Trump says, some might be good… or something like that.

Later on the show:
Stephanie Rhule tell us how ONLY IN AMERICA (sin acento) « Green » stands for a fucking Wall Street portfolio and not a god–damned LEAF. Clorofina (mis enanos) follows.

Jeff Bezos licks Saudi balls… in the mean–time, mis negros, esto es una campechana mediática, we [the staff] observe, Ewe —motherfuckers— go, mehhhh.

But first,
speaking of low-hanging peninsulas, the fucking Saudis are going ape–shit in a strong–arm’s land. Turkey follows.

… Cock Stories, coming next Fall.

Anyguey… according to last night Aljazeera report, the Millenials are about to take over the Babyboomers. “White Picket Fences” no longer sustain the AMERICAN (sin acento) LIFE; no Sir, it does not. Unfortunately, Young people are too fucking busy being young —to vote… or are they?

Your World to Come.

We now return to our “regular” programming:

Chris Hayes
— Jeeeezzzz Whizzz, Medhi, did you have to rag on all of our friends and sponsors like that?
Mehdi Hassan
— Ewe, bet’cha

TimeStamp: 17 hours and 20 minutes in Central Europe Time
à la Gare de Nord.

… and now:
the nEwes, with Tracey
it’s time for the BBC
like Ewe never seen that network
before.

Back to YOU, Big Kat… the son of a racist New Orleans Sheriff, follows. Check.


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