Dear, Verizon Wireless, we [the staff] hope that your brass is never in need of a “fire–fighting” first responder, but if they ever do become another statistic on the log books of a fire truck or an ambulance on–call, we [the staff] hope that Dispatch has not —we repeat— have not gone over your most “awesome” cell phone plans… please be advised that there is a special place for all Ewe corporate fuckers in Hell.
Today we begin with a bit of Where in The Fuck have EYE seen these ruthless tactics before? Ah, yes! Denver, —of course:
[Rocky Balboa’s inspirational theme music goes here]
The System is broken. Just what in The Motherfucking Fuck House of the Mother of All cell phone plans does Verizon Wireless thinks that a Fire Department spend their cellular minutes on?
Anygüey, come November, we [the staff] hope that America (sin acento) “don’t get fooled again.”