Good morning, today is Wednesday, and it is the 30th day of the fifth month of 2018.
Note from the editor:
The staff continues with the full-dress parade rehearsal in order to honor Teeny Tiny Cat for pretty much being the type of soldier that would have made General José Juan Reyes proud to have this fucking cat between his ranks. We would also like to announce that the full-dress ceremony will be “opened and closed” with dressage in the form of an “ezcaramusa”, now; for those wanting to think that the “z” and the “s” are in the wrong lexical order, be advised that the editorial board of this most inconsecuential blog had a sit-down with Fenster the copy-editor, and after a long held discussion, Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo was able to convice us [the staff] that if “La Última Letra” is placed on its natural and sequential order, “La eZcaramuSa” no tendría la gracia, ni la pericia, ni el talento, ni la destreza, ni las almendras (ovarios) para mostrarnos a tan galopantes e hípicas musas vestidas con tan colorido y hermoso Battle Dress Uniform… do EwE kNoW what we [the staff] mean, Miss Dior.
De cualquier manera y, como dicen los gringos en Monterrey: anygüey Raza, cualquiera de las suertes en la charrería antecede por un chingo de años al deporte de los “ocho segundos” de Chris Ledoux (q.e.p.d.)…
incluso el termino para describir a los “shit kickers” fue anexado por un ‘supuesto’ Destino Manifiesto, así mero como La Alta California, La Gran Cuenca, y por supuesto Tejas, in other words Jenny Avins, from “Quartzy” NOW MORE THAN EVER it’s time to place historical context in its right sequential order, la charrería, miss “quartzy” is not like a “Mexican Rodeo”, it’s the other way around, baby, It’s The Other Way Around, Skip the quartz on your Watch and humble down to a Sand Clock because what is Up right now is Empty rhetoric from the North, so flip the hour-glass in the same FASHION THAT the Stewart Mac Arthur representation of World FLIPPED the “West Wing³” and obliterated the notion that Europe was in the North, and that it was far from being the Center of all of the land masses on this lonley planet, we call Home.
TimeStamp: 3 minutes to HighNoon on CET