And, Chris Matthews, in this world Eddie Gloude Jr. is white

Images in the characters are subject to change, so back off 🤓 Nicole 🤑… send ca$$$h. Stop fucking around. That’s my offer and Eye is sticking to, IT!

and Mara Gay, stop peeling on my Onion from yer’Glass.

Sure, I’m an American, it’s just that I don’t have a Bean Town accent.

https ://www .bostonmagazine .com  /news /2017/09/17 /boston-nicknamed-beantown

… 🎶 so get over, IT!, —now.

You, Sir, remain as pastie as flour on the chopping board 👌al pesto. Any how, pastie flour is The Colonel’s secret ingredient.

Any 🦉 hoot, Eye don’t need your Civil War.

Don’t shoot the messenger… Eye don’t select the bills… and in this section, the travelers will, wait for it, wait…

Fuck Abraham Lincoln!
and his 5 US dollar playbill
At the theatre.

Your move, Ed Luce… ♟️ bring your caddie, Kasparov.

Edelweiss smiles at Ukranian sunflower seeds in Ante~bellum..

and, Dr. Poisson… isn’t it complementary, not ironic, how medical doctors can be put in jail (in The US), or have their lives put in an “integration center”, just like journalists; the independent type not the Raphaël Morán collaboration kind at Media 🇫🇷 Part.

And… Henry the horse dances with wolfs wolves

And, Peter Baker, “pipe dream” is such a cancel-culture phrase, try ‘bong-Zzz’s”.

Tú Two, oh-Too, Ex-Ex- Tu Tú… Is that all D.A.T. Eye is Tú Ewe, Charlotte BigBring¹?

¹.~ PINOCCHIO at Le Pinault Collection ?

If only the Paris Tourism Board had the imagination

Out in the West Texas Town of El Paso… Mika stars as “Little Felina”, daughter of “Big Zbig”, Öüï catch~es up with Sam D. and the horse that he stole from the horse rack outside of Brzezinski’s CANTINA³, in the badlands of New Mexico.

Live from Paris—Texas.

³.~ En la calle Stanton.

BREAKING EUROPEAN NEWS

And… Putin is in… Öüï repeats, Putin crossed the forest.

… [B]ut seriously, VOLKS, who the fuck puts a TILDE on the letter “ń »… kurwa munch! Munich!!!

https ://www .wordreference .com /esfr /tilde

Sources close to Stańczyk²♦ in Paris—Texas, relay that the Polish court Jester extended an invitation to the Comedian-in-Chief in case los BURLAderos and El CALLEJÓN at of Le Palais Mariinsky gets compromised.

²♦._ Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzeziński… but Évry body at The Sam(e)Donaldson Kiosk at the University of Texas at El Paso,

        • Gnew

    him

as

    “Zbig”.

U. N. NATIONAL SÉCURITÉ COUNCIL, Plaza de Toros Monumental México

¿Quién, Susan Page, quién? Who’s gonna pick-up their tab, at Le Café Florence… perdón, FLORE, knot “florence”.

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“And now… your MOMENT OF ZEN”, with EL PASO, TEXAS favorite Alumni, SAM DONALDSON.

FUCK JON STEWART, he’s a no-Show.

 

Steven T. Colbert could have been Secretary of State…