For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge — Right Now.

 « Tu donnes, tu reçois », period

Indian 🩸 givers. Next time that I feel like donating blood I will just walk in front of a “minorities” lycée in France.

… in 20minutes, it’s another edition of “contigo a la distancia”, any hoot, if I had known how things have would turn out, I would have gone to a Macklemore concert.

In local stabbings, unbeknown to Customs 🛃 officials at the CDG V.I.P. lounge, True Crime is imported from Under a Bridge in Canada, by non other than the current French Prime minister, Grabiel At All.

No puppies were made to wear yoga pants, period!

Synopsis:
A public service announcement moonlights as the first Made-in-France refugee. Any how, Manu Chau, you should know that starting back on April the 4th, the Paris 🩸 donation clinic will no longer be issuing attestations of presence to a Macklemore concert and/or, a Snoop Dogg and Pony Show en Versailles.

Happening —Right Now— at your local hardware store. And in France, the Youth Has Gone Wild.

In local news, Freddy Cats’ cholos re-loaded have come from la banlieue to roost.

… Teenage violence is on the rise and French justice is reaping a Mexican Judge’s decision from 2013 regarding a “tourist-criminal” who may, or may have not been collecting French unemployment from the ancienne Pôle-Emploi. Only on BFM’ER 📺 TV

Colors… via 🛫 Victoria Falls, British Columbia arriving 🛬 to Paris CDG with a time warp featuring the music of Tupac Shakur and Biggy Smalls. It’s 1997 and « The Kids Are Alright », in The Hall.

Attal’s first 100 Theys.