Weekend Weather with Zbigniew Brzeziński — D.A.T. Parasite

Previously on, “Forced Perspective and Reaction Formation”, Uncle Miltie* was in the process of man’xplaining to Ciara, the Blaxploitation Perils of Ru Pauline and ‘Chad’.

El Clima en Top Gear

El Clima en Top Gear .:. BE088A09-868A-452E-898C-8CA01C2936D9 🗺 …

Ladies in Gemini, please cover your eyes as the next segment is a ‘message’ in “a bottle” disguised as a love letter to the « La Concha de Cathy Anne », and Mitch Che, please relay to Cathy Anne, that D.A.T. Ho D.A.R.E. had me at IKEA meatballs; El Pollo Loco, now that —motherfucker— is nuthin’ but Icing on the Venus mound.

Cathy Anne, all that Eye is sayin’ is that maybe your parasites would enjoy meeting the best parasites in the whole wide–world, let Mí introduce your Pollo Loco®️ invites to our Escalope de Poulet Provençale drop-in’s.

All of Mí

Your Crack, my Brown Sugar .:. B865307C-735E-4ECC-B7B4-3496CC9CE6DA — It’ll be like a Blue Heaven. I’ll even give you ALL of the Weed!!! …………………. 8 hours later WEEKEND UPDATE, lasamigasde Cathy go with Oscar the Grouch Amoebas, instead. Reached for comment, the Cookie Monster said that it’s for the best, adding, “Say no to Crack®️and never hit the pipes without suspenders.

TimeStamp in HILO, Hawaii is:
20:11:34 in HST
And the Mercury sign is a lovely
71° in American Currency
22 in The Rest of the World Celsius.

Dear, Lorne Michaels

Dear, Lorne Michaels: thank you for the Birthday Card and the collective “OUIJA BOARD hands over the wine glass” salute .:. 1C842784-D172-435B-BDC5-45299B0C7E4C —_•!•_— … but speaking of Whine, you’d never guess who is a Whinny Little Bitch in Real Time? Hint-hint, that Werewolf spends his New Years in Maui. Eye never thought that this would be true, but Steve Bannon is right about one thing, CHUCK TODD’s republic is the Manifest Destiny  that your  of them federalist papers that you chose, Sir. In the sexy voice os Stephanie Ruhle: you can’t blame the player, when Adrianne Elrod went ahead in 2015/16 and snubbed the American Idiot  in at Hanna’s shack in Montana, o algo así. Así que Billy–Boï, aquí no hay mas que de–dos SOPAs, una es OLIGARCA TIRANICA; now showing in Full IMAX experience; and the other selection from the menu, —motherfucker— is in BLOOM.


El Clima en Top Gear: https ://www .express .co .uk /news /weather /1232745 /BBC-Weather-forecast-weekend-rain-UK-temperature-latest-Met-Office

“Eres un Para–Un ParaSiTo”… Live desde Perros Bravos Côte da’Süre

And Now, Ladies in Gemini.
Live from la ciudad de los canes del 7° Arte, its* ShowTime: (o como dicen los franceses: Su happy-hour)

[Musical Intro]
El Son de La Negra
[Zapateado por]:
La “Ñ” de El Negro

The Trail of the French Missing Boobs in Scotland

The Trail of the French Missing Boobs in Scotland — A Weekend Update.

3,2,1… SILENZIO!!!

Señoras y señores; señoritas [tal vez], la Vida es un Popurrí.

Product placement (NSFW):

“¡What a Raqueta!”, se dijo así mismo, Semolina pilchard.

—But of course!
It shows all the elements of a serial Jerk.

“And all of the perks of an asshole at The Paris Automobile Club, Boss,” said Luc Fregón, who was waiting on a friend  on at 72nd and Broadway.

— Are you saying that the missing French boobies could be tied up to the father of the Bride?

… [Y] ya todo el poker de reyes sabe como se pone el pinche Luc de Fregón cuando se le cruzan los cables, comenta Fletcher F. Fletch.

Take It

Just take the PiPis–es–esas

Take It. You Know You’ve got it.

"¿Que tal sobre el primer Oscar para tí?"

Sin Contexto, en egipcio para “El Negro”: “¿Que tal sobre el primer Oscar para tí?”… Saludos desde el otrora HuffPost (du Mexique).

Sin Contexto, en hangul:

“¿Qué tal sobre?”, le replica DiCaprio, a lo que la chica replica: “Por tu Oscar”. Las preguntas pasan a ser una conversación de besugos y la cara del flamante ganador lo denota: “Sí, está genial”, dice ya con la sonrisa asomando, tras lo que Iñárritu suelta una sonora carcajada en la que le corea toda la sala de prensa.

La periodista (de la que no se ve la cara ni cómo reacciona) no ceja en su empeño: “Es un primero, ¿qué tal sobre él?”. Sin poder contener la risa, DiCaprio le da la respuesta más correcta que puede, saliendo airoso y siendo bastante educado (no como Iñárritu):..

Quien (mira como gira el mundo) apenas hace unas horas entregase Los Palmares de Cannes SONANDO como un egipcio en apuros en un RICE patty, as Marcelus Wallace (no relation to the Purple Pundit) was there, waiting with Pitbull and a couple of “hard–piping niggas” para VOLVER(te) a ver, Renacido.

From Perros Bravos en la región de PACA(s), HEIDI  Przybyla reports.

Night and Day, baby, —Day and Night.

The Thin Red Line 72nd Edition

The Thin Red Line 72nd Edition. En egipcio.