Ronald Reagan was a son of a bitch! — And Nixon made Neil Young famous

It’s International Journalist Day… please stand-by for WIRE.

 

Life’s A Gas

The following is a public service announcement from le Département des Maintenance des Équipements et yada, yada, yada…

Just the fact, Lieutenant… how much are we talking here on the potatoes for Italy?

 

🎺 Una 🎺 Diana 🎺 de Mil Horas 🎙️ para Romero… vos estás tan fría.

Mientras tanto en el 92.9 fm de Yucatán, hay que apuntarle a México Lindo y Querido que su tierra se le mojó y que su Amalia Batista suena sorda como Órbita 106.7 en Justitos Juaritos🔌 (It’s A Buzzing Bomba Sound on the Left Channel 🎙️pero nomás cuando hablas).

Live from the Hoover Presidential Library, it’s TELEGRAPH SAM with a Special Delivery for Héctor Belascoarán Shayne-BAUM :

No Sea Culo, Fume Mota.

GENERAL George S. Patton was a poet.
But that is something that PANCHO VILLA
rip-off (author) and Basque boticario en la biblioteka de Obrador, Paco Taibo ii, would know nothing about because he is a fucking Bitch!

La NOTA es de Quién La Trabaja — Tierra y Libertad!
y que viva San José de Las Panochas, Durango,
hijos de su madre patria.

PLEYBOL HIJO e’PUTA!

Reagan was the Larry Bird of Bibliotecas, according to Joe Scarborough.

 

Eisenhower’s Industrial Magazine Rack is closed for repairs.

Bad Co. — Rock Steady

Right off the bat, just go ahead and FFW to page tú

Sad but TROU.
{and} now, —The Rest of The Story. Good Day!

Must be read in a Paul Harvey’s voice

Little Dickey (Richard Rogers 🇬🇧) dreamt of building his own piece of the pie, his own Octopusses-es Garden, a 180 degree about-face from the brutal ghettos of Le Courbusier 🇨🇭/ 🇫🇷, and without the fascist nature of that crow’s antisemitism.

And Mr. Piano 🇮🇹 responds:

Tubular!

I’m your huckleberry.

Let Mí, recap… pop Quiz.

This sneak peak is rated G for a general audience.

El pórtico — Let’s review

This is a Public Service Announcement on behalf of The Paris Tourism Board³… because there is no such thing as a free lunch, only repas solidarias, or something like that. Stay tuned for updates, in the mean time, Öüï remains your neighborhood SDF, —on vacation.

This is a time delayed sketch… starring Million Dollar Babies y, Tu Mamá También!

³~. No relation to the coq Suckers at The Paris Tourism Office, on account that They hold the monopoly of “imagination” in the Trail for The Liberation of an Elevator Shaft in Paris.

Here’s another Engle, Richard:

All the fits that are news.

ENTER SANDMAN

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But FO’ist on the Fed’s Wife Show, Andrea Mitchell, the sexiest septuagenarian on the Peacock coop is getting The Nation ready for this weekend’s at Trump’s Post Office building in WaWa Land.

Dear, Adele… FOX NEWS CAVUTO wants your LOGISTICS monkees to keep your appetite away from the buffet lines in Vegas.

 

Deer, Neil CAVUTO… Step Away From The Breakfast Burrito Bar. Coma frutas {and} verduras.

Across The Mall, the Kiwis are being undermined by the Shrimps on The Barbie and, oh, the Humanity!!! Free Subways for life, AUSTRALIA 🦘, 666 tatoo required. Détails at 11 with Judge Pirro, the scariest sesquicentennial (150 if youse from Texas) on The FOX’s den.

Chinese Democracy, according to Tocqueville.

And, Admiral Stradivarius, get a hair cut! You hippie. I’m tired of telling you Navy faggots in advance the PROTOCOLS of Désorientation, the little French bande annonce told you both in Technicolor™️ and in VOSTF.

She’s got PAULIE’S appetite.

Think Tanks with spies like Malcom Nance just don’t get, IT! MANNNN!!!! Eye is a pathfinder —in advance, HECK! Eye even showed you a motherfucking ATLAS que je Trouvé