American Pie or the day that the old international order died

Let There Be Shred or how Dave Mustaine learned to dance Stayin’ Alive… ISSY-whether-Youse a Mother or a Brother : You’re stayin’ alive

More Cowbell — More Cow Belle.

 

In local news and as predicted by Vice President Vance, February made Joe shiver with Évry podcast he delivered. “The cultural war of the Joe Rogan Show” has reached Fear Factor ratings, according to German Chancellor Friedrich Merz.

Sources close to the Attorney General, Pam “shit-eating” Bondi’s scatologist still remember the moment when Joe Rogan looked away like a faggety Eric Clapton in 1976 UK Tour : Cocaine and Racism, when he [Rogan, not Clapton] first watched the 2 Girls 1 Cup youtube video at the height of the “contestants must drink a cup of donkey semen” and other classics of the show that paid for one of his swimming pools in Kentucky.

Fear Factor is literally a shit show and journalism is not a crime.

Over in France, gremlins are already registring at El Mundo de Le Monde. Portuguese sirens introduced a bug via a troyan fado song. Preliminary survey suggests that the bug was smuggled by a flussy known by France24 as “the bossa nova”, but it’s not really the bossa nova, but Öüï will keep an Eye on how this transmission deveolps, or —deconstructs, knowing these Frogs.

No word, yet, if Joe Rogan has squirmed like a little bitch after streaming the latest episode of the “Like a Prayer and a Homeland Shit-Show“, however, eschatologists near to Homeland Security Secretary, Christi Noem’s anglo-saxon written Bible are predicting that Joe Rogan is going to squirm as if it was the end of El Mundo de Le Monde.

Véronique Mortaigne goes to Brasil to interview a “los pare de sufrir” to find out about Joe Rogan’s end of the world and his new swimming pool at the French Quarter of Mardi Gras.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club🫟jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-veronique-mortaigne

Any 🦉 hoot, Véronique Mortaigne, if mort-aigne is your real CEDEX… in Hilo Hawaii it is Still 13 February and IT!, happens to be a Viernes con Robinson Crusoé 📖 not a Wednesday 🕸️ with Jeffrey Epstein.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW…

ICE boss was drunk…

_when he delivered Trump’s spiel 🥃 whiskey on the rocks, viva la HIStory of Trump.

Not off the table

Live from the Veterans of Foreign Wars bar… Homan karaokés his way to the community. All the hits and another Tequila Sunrise — somebody please skip the breathalizer and install the GoPro’s on the thugs.

Time has a way of taking time

In Washington, President Trump audiably³ shat himself

³~. That’s, “de manière audible” if you happen to « Praise your architecture of aggression » like a cult follower with a red MAGA baseball cap.

So, from the top:

1861 : Texas secedes from The United States ; fast-forward to 2026, and The 18th Congressional District in Houston is flipped from the grips of an Evil-crippled Republican lackey at the Governor’s Mansion in the Austin City Limits radar.

https ://www .nbcnews .com /politics /2026-special-elections /texas-house-results

It used to be, “por el arco del triunfo”, but now it’s simplemente, “por mis pinches huevos”.

I.C.E. Killer

“C’est grave” : Ice-T réagit aux meurtres commis par l’ICE et change les paroles de Cop Killer

If your name is Jaqueline Alemany, please be aware that “still I rise” regardless if February 1st is National Get Up Day.

To they, today is National Freedom Day, it marks President Abraham Lincoln abolishment of slavery in Them United States of America. February 1 is the 32nd day of the year and with this being a non-leap calendar it means that there are 333 theys to go before the end of Times Square’s countdown to MMXXVII. In Mexicolandia it’s National Ajolote Day… because you know: ☢️This Is The Countdown To Extinction ☢️… released on July 14, 1992, because as you know, Dave Mustaine is French.

Ufff! They ⛓️‍💥 darker 🪶 than U.S.! — Four scones and 7 cakes ago…

Buddy Rich and all them “rudimentary paradiddles” follow

We now return to the Last Angry Man, Again

It’s Oh-Six-30 in CET, and in the words of Paul Cicero in Martin’s Scorsese’s “Goodfellas”, Lorraine de Sousbeille demands a raise :

Fuck You, Pay Mí!!! La mutuelle est en hausse et les prix des courgettes me submergent.

It’s 6:30 Somewhere.

 

In this section, the Student will learn neo-Geography from Agturo Ratatouille and Selena GÓMEZ PALACIO… but first! Is it Río Bravo 👏🏿 or should you refer to that body of water as Grande? Let’s ask Arianne.

It’s Oh-Eight-30 for someone… France Travail but who’s working?

Synopsis from Rampantes Rastreras and Rotten Zucchinis:

DEEP 🇨🇳 SEEK is too fucking slow for this most non~consequential blog, send in DEEP 💩 SHIT!!! I’m your Sputni🛰️kBUSTER.