Tag Archives: Los Pejes de Pemex

“Shitty fucking moreNARCOS” now with patatas coahuilenses con chile d’Árbol

from Mx. pol. discourse morena + narco

“FUCK YEAH… video games”
.              Resident Evil (2026)…
now with a driver’s license,
and with Congress out of session.

Hey, Bob… i really-really wonder if DELCY “venezuela” asked Donald about that dude with a bullet lodged in his SPINE as he (the Venezuelan dude, not Donald “usa”) lounges on/in a stainless steel bench in/on any given UMBRELLA Corp. facility.

[ Never Mind the pope “lupita³”
here comes the anti-Christ ]

But first Alicia Menendez, i don’t care what Paola Ramos says, no es lo mismo el « peje lagarto » que « la murène ordinaire », and no, Alicia Menendez, no! “El Peje” did not, i repeat, DID KNOT name his political cult (movimiento de regeneración nacional) after the virgin MarÍa de Guadalupe en El Tepeyac, but i (Armando Segovia / Armando Serrano Prieto) have it on good authority to relay to y’all that AMLO did name his political party after a slithery “eel-looking” fish.

For context, the MOREnazis at Mexico’s Electoral National Institute (INE) have ordered the opposition to stop calling the ruling party (morena) a narco-sponsored party, forgetting in a single resolution the 14 years that morena’s founder (Andrés Manuel López Obrador) spent calling the previous ruling political parties (PRI and PAN) mafia-colluted upper echelons of power until he (AMLO) finally became president himself, following 30 EONS as a bootlicker for PRI officials.

https ://www .proceso .com .mx /2026/9/23 /priistas-CHALLENGE-order-FROM-ine-INSTRUCTING-THE-SUPPRESSION-of-publications-which-LINK-morena-WITH-el-narco

  1. morenarco

m. y f. Méx.  Used to describe a member of the current RULING political PARTY and drug traffickers in the spheres of power in The Mexican United States. Also used as an adjective.

MoreNarcos del pueblo bueno de SCIENCES PO, and other assorted institutions in the College de France.

Synonym.: corrupt politician, sychophant political militant, MEXICAN doctorate STUDENT “candidate” at any-given FRENCH UNIVERSITY in most cases.

We are going to need a bigger alpha, Beth.

You HO’id, IT!, here FO’ist… Check my January 2021 entry for the same time frame.

… Heck if Eye knows what follows, but worry knot! Öüï (🕴🏼) is a deconstructing, fabricator, —foo 🚹, p3riod.

 

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“On ne va pas se quitter” sur le dossier énergétique avec les Etats-Unis et le Canada : AMLO

Now I’m Here 

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/07/21 /politica /no-nos-vamos-a-dejar-en-el-tema-de-energeticos-con-eu-y-canada-amlo/

Across The Atlantic, el presidente de Héctor Belascorán Shayne promete doblar los dígitos en los caracteres del mensaje vernáculo de populistas guadalupanos.

Ladies in Gemini… the Paris Tourism Board.

…

Yada, Yola y, Yoda.

Les États-Unis accusent le Mexique d’avoir porté atteinte aux entreprises productrices d’énergie des États-Unis au profit de l’entreprise d’État Petróleos Mexicanos et de la Commission fédérale de l’électricité, tandis que le Canada indique que la politique énergétique du Mexique est incompatible avec le traité.

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /notas /2022/07/22 /politica /defenderemos-la-soberania-energetica-de-mexico-ebrard/

— jump 🦘 to: I’m Your Huckletourist

….Sin Celery,

Yours Truly
E.H.

Weekend Update: UCSC Alumna update (Irma)

Previously on, “la pendeja nacional”:

Adventures in hypocoristics (pet names) 🎯 0D2BF1B9-65B7-44EF-8AFB-D56E1319AD5F 🛰 Indeed, Jeli-Pilla, indeed, that distinguishable pair of incisors that you have for chompers should have set-off a lot of Sirens 🚨 or, as THEY say in Chilangolandia: focos rojos.

Quick re-cap for Cecily Strong:

Dear, Cecily:

Your return to SNL brought a ray of alignment to our galactic neighbors, even Saturn and Jupiter (the biggest and the most gaseous on our neck of The Milky Way were put into motion to line up and look as a bright Hole–in–One, by year’s end. The last time that these two coincided on a near perfect point-of-view was during the CONSTRUCTION 808 years ago of Our Lady of Notre Dame in Paris, France.

La Prima Desobediente… y dice así: 🎶🎶🎶 Fe–Liiiiiiii_pa——fuuuuuuu_eh, DES_gra_CIA—da.

https ://www .cbsnews .com /news /jupiter-saturn-double-planet-great-conjunction-december-21/

Sadly, but feeling strong, Cecily, i regret to inform you that during your long convalescent leave The Committee to INSTALL La Concha de Catherine Deneuve at the top of La Flecha de Notre Dame de Paris lost the bid to place a cast-replica of your Concha at the top of The Virgin’s Holy House.

Still to come, “No hay chile que les embone¹”, starring El Partido Revolucionario Institucional.

Long story short, Jupiter decided to go with Le Duc’s old cock and do away with the competition on account of current events including, but KNOT limited to French national security contingencies with Sophia, in Turkey land, and of course, the fucking pandemic in addition to the Black Blocks, Yellow Vests, and fundamentalists from the Muslim WORLDS.

De cualquier manera, Cecily Strong, i will never forget Cathy Anne.

Yours truly,
Catalonio Barcelonnetto de Peralvillo

P.S.: Is Lorde Lorne so uninspired that he would dare recycle the material from the KYLO REN EPISODES and then talk all about Melissa Villasegnior’s rag-tagged gate! C’mon now.

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1. “Marrying the ketchups”. SNL 45, E11_ Adam Driver, Cecily Strong, Jan, 25, 2020.