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Ladies in Gemini : la Doble U presents: Cocaine Shark

This post is approved by the big V de Vuitton.

V is for…
Vulva
Vagina
and off-course…
Vendetta
Versailles
without forgetting
Viagra 

I’ll See You On The Other Side.

Meet Mí in Marseille, look up
I’m on the other side of the espectacular  

Espectacular de Plata
… continued from page 179 (If you are out of Schiltz’-es-ese) get a rosé:
_mange au lit. Autour, toutes les miettes, les paquets entamés. Un seul souhait : qu’il parte. J’ai peur de dire, j’ai peur de l’incruste. Je dis. Claude ramasse ses affaires et s’en va sans remerciement ni reproche, laissant ses débris derrière lui. Ainsi va sa vie. Claude a trouvé sa raison d’être à travers la Bagagerie, il en est devenu le président. Il se dit dans l’entourage qu’il aurait une retraite de La Poste, qu’il pourrait être logé en banlieue. Il s’accroche aux Halles. Claude est un petit homme, ses cheveux et sa barbe bien entretenue s’allongent, il prend des allures de vieux druide, style Panoramix.

Later in the programming team USA is charging against team ORANGE NAVEL, an A.I. flying squadron from the Nether-regions in the Benelux who could not cut the scene during the last World Cup in France 2019, champions without a cup by any other name, just like team USA who despite their Jaggernaut-status on the woman’s FIFA circuit, they can’t hold a “pay-check” to any of their male counterparts… meanwhile in Miami, Messi scored a double, and if futbol statistics were a slugger’s average, it would be safe to speculate that Messi is striking .400, period!

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Lucharaaaaaaán, dedos a tres caídas sin límite de tiempo

Team USA will find out later tomorrow in CET if they are holding a pattern not seen since the Theys of Alexander the Great in Egypt or even that skull-fucker Khan in Yehuling. With all fronts being local, Team France hit a wall with Jamaica and as Ambassador Asvazadourian in Mexico knows, it’s getting harder and harder to get across the border, and in French Guiana « Las Bleus » will be trying to keep up with the Brazilian Havaianas at high-noon on Saturday the 29th in CET.

 

Behind the Crane in New York… It’s the legacy of baseball in the Negro League, Mick Jagger stars as Tina Turner… one last time, and rolls over to second on a WYmann Error. WYmann, a founding father of Her Satanic Majesty Players switched teams at the turn of the Twenty First Century (on FOX) and joined the Ted Nugent Michigan Molestors League where he is lounging on a .237 batting average. Wymann got distracted from Keith Richards throw from the Mound of Venus (the big V, for Vulva) when he set his base-line on the bat-girl who was only bringing Bill his fucking Louisville Slugger so that he could do his thing. Naturally, when you are a star, (some guy at the White House said it) the Commissioner let’s you get away with it… just like with French police administrators, —apparently.

Jumping Jack Flash… motherfucker hits the light switch and he’s on stage before the lights come on.
Over at chez Meacham in Tennessee, Jon is enjoying his “Adult Needs” time with some fresh new porn–fantasy cinéma from the vaults in the cave de l’Excellentissime Monsieur Ambassador, Jon–Stone Asvazadourian en la Colonia Hidalgo (knot de Paris) de Barcelonnette.

 

En México, La Lucha Libre cumple 90 años… ¡ARRIBA JUÁREZ!!!

Senado de la República entrega reconocimiento a leyendas de la lucha libre mexicana

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Coming up on C.O.P.S. — a new format, directed by Judd Apatow

Live from Atlanta, Georgia, if you thought that Live P.D. and the long running C.O.P.S. were off the air, you probably haven’t been keeping up with Avi Velashi on the MSNBC’s.

At The Drive Thru

At The Drive Thru .::. 3FA00902-81B3-4DC7-9BB0-5FBC615F393A 🗣 Ladies in Gemini, please be advised that the following DATELINE episodes* below this frame have been scratched from the MSNBC’s after hours programing in Lieu of —Richard Lui— covering of the news out of Atlanta, Georgia.

* Scratched Dateline Episodes:
02h —. A Crack In Everything
03h —. Broken Bonds
04h —. The Night of The New Moon
05h —. Betrayal of Trust

It’s rollin’ coverage of police interactions ‘all they, and all of the knight’. Anyway, Rachel Maddow, please be advised that we [the staff] remain committed to watching your show as long as The Peacock lets you, madam, keep rolling, IT! As for the Seth Meyers Show, let’s just say that as soon as Lorde Lorne returns that gig to the Comcast Building we’ll be out of his pretty-looking hair doo.

Oh, Reddit

Oh, Reddit, you rascal… sometimes you are better —much better— than the Time Machine… Dear, Lorde Lorne, does anybody remember Steve Forbe$$$$$?

Notwithstanding, don’t you go forgetting that in the absence of “Bulls on Parade”, —on account D.A.T. “Nothing Compares to You”— Rachel Maddow, that we here at Asegovia3 made of, IT!, a point to jumble up and select bits and pieces of memorabilia (mostly from reddit . com) for the beautiful MARISA TOMEI, so that she can go ahead and shove’em down Joe Pesci’s throat… and if you are a fan of SNL, then you know what öüï is talking about.

for the record

For the record, “Shock Therapy” is manufacturing consent in Reel Time .::. C7CB1008-4B27-4B94-B0C3-0911B71C4575 🔫 Octubre tenía que ser.

But just in case you happen to be on the same wave of the Spin Doctors, —Tim Robbins— like the Democratic Chairman of the donkey party in 2020, please be advised that as the Race Relations riots don’t seem to slow for the foreseeable future, please DO relay to Adrianne Elrod and her El Paso team, that as your campaign most certainly stays away from reading this most non–consequential blog, the trumpians up North in the Wolverine state are already burning MAIL-IN voting applications, a move that is taken straight out of Latin American elections, not to mention the dick move that Trump just made against Women who could care-less if their Biological reproduction clock stops ticking, a move taken straight out of ultra-conservative circles W.H.O. tend to support fascism… but keep on politicking with the Young generation, would you, Mr. Tom Perez, Sir… like u.s. [the Judd Apatow* generation] to move to another planet? —FRANCE is out of the question! And Europe, well Europe is “Falling to pieces”, not that öüï don’t have any Faith No More, patience on the other hand is hanging on a shoestring.

* On account that Mr. Apatow claimed the Mudhoney generation after the demise of the Green River killer… or something like that.