Tag Archives: Jackie Alemany — 20th Century Closet

And just like that, gone ⏰ it’s 10h CET¹

¹~. 05-hundred hours EST

If only…

 

And, Paola Ramos, you can now relay to your dad that Öüï have it on good authority that Jackie Alemany is going with the “all business” Adela Micha look for today’s International Women’s Day. Not bad just a little too much Sheen on the lacrimal glands ; it’s normal considering that Micha cut her teeth after “La Rosa de Guadalupe” and “Siempre en Domingo,” time slot on UNIVISION (KMEX-34).

Houses of The Holies

 

Any güey, Jonathan Capehart, do you know how many degrees are between Homer and Mexico?

Answer : One, but you have to go to Kenya first, without going to jail…

Let Mí guess… the horse is Arabian?

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Ladies in Gemini : Chris LeDoux

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Cinito mexicano and Salma Hayek senotes… presents, la novela de las nueve

The following must be adapted, from Cunt-ry music to Pasito Duranguense filtrado con Corridos Tumbados y una cumbia para tu mamá también.

 

So yeah, Öüï’s taking a closer look, as promised, at Jackie Alemany’s kurwa shirt, but first! It’s hold the presses-ese :

                        Stay Hungarian

In Persuit of Vicky Orban

 

 

A brave new shirt … going for the Polska look, are we?

C’mon, Jacqueline Alemany… Youse making Kristy Noem’s blanket look good.

https ://www .thedailybeast .com /ice-barbie-kristi-noems-alleged-lover-corey-lewandowski-caught-lusting-after-her-body/

HAPPINESS 🐶 IS 🦮 A 🐕 WARM 🐩GUN

Who’s Next (1971)… all lust and no law… Eye don’t know why, Nobody told Ewe, how to unfold your love—still my guitar gently weeps.

Propósitos heroicos para 2026 :
fitting Jackie with the perfect look

Over in Spain, El País, went to the circus ; Barack Obama was there, Johnathan Capehart even wore a gray stretch-blazer. Needless to quote anyone, or anything (por ejemplo Artificial Intelligence) Jaqueline Alemany,  the celebrated Mr. KKK performs his cross-burning on Saturday at all Sundown communities in AMERICA sin acento including Arab, Alabama.

Up next, it’s Mennonite Narcos, cheese galore and lines unlimited.

 

Over at Dictionary dot com, Webster and Collins replacement word for the THEY is : detention center (DC) which, according to The Who, is replacing Hitler’s CONCENTRATIONS CAMPS (in POLSKA) with DCs all along The Promised Land.

https ://los40 .com /2026/02/15 /cuando-the-who-llego-a-espagna-y-descubrio-que-su-portada-habia-cambiado-sin-avisar/

Nostalgia is not a strategy, unless you’re a Muppet™️ ; civilizational threats are, if you’re not an Afrikaner.

 

We Won’t Get Fooled Again, mister 🇪🇸 Franco.

And that guy, Jan Martínez Ahrens in Madrid, can’t let Mí tell a lie, to Theys opinion include “dressed for adventure” and reading The Iliad, —in Chinese_ if youse FRENCH.

Note to editores : Little Wing relays that Jacqueline Alemany is in luck, what with this being BLACK PRESIDENTs Mattress Weekend They in the U.S. and all the big pigs at MSNOW in Nantucket tucked away, Öüï has MADE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION before that motherfucker goes insane and agreed to give Jacqueline Alemany the perfect Weekend look… somebody, please, get her a pair of Bell Bottoms in the key of Blues to start this gig.

She blew my nose 🐽 and then she blew my mind

This marco 🪟 has yet to be ranked 🥊, in the mean while Reverend Al SharpTone, Öüï’s gonna switch, IT!, over to Jackie Alemany’s closet where cute tablecloths are moonlighting as a fashion statement on the Jonathan “I-still–haven’t-found-that-Cornel—WEST-pretentious-Anarchist-scarf” Capehart, where Circe seems to have made her way—in order to crossover to her Island in Ponza, Italy…

Not to be confused with a Texas rodeo.

 

_preliminary evidence suggests that Alemany’s “un-mentionables” had been higgledy-piggily scrambled like Paris likes his mushrooms soup. Héctor off-course,—was knot a muse.

Marco 🖼️ comes courtesy from of : Catálogo générale dei Benni Culturali, and of course, Mamá Meloni.

 

Öüï now returns to “Ella Baila Sola”, with Eugene Daniels.

En la marketa 🐖

Intermission at Jackie Alemany’s closet before the show

But for the record [first] :

Eh, los paranoias 🪇, sponsored by Chiquita Bananarama.

It used to be that if you break it, you buy it, but that is not the case to they, on the Avi “Wall Street” Velshi Show, to they the new rule is that if you buy it, you get to break it ; like a goD.

Jeez-US Christine it looks like a dollhouse wardrobe for 20 Century Fox! It’s missing Jell-O, though. It’s okay, Jackie Alemany, Eye got’s sunshine in a bag. The first thing we are going to need are freckles to go with that coat of yours. The white buttonis are bold, little ol’ i will give you that.

Öüï now return to Jackie Alemany’s closet, featuring Eugene Daniels as “El Negro” Salomé, not to be confused with “El Negro” Sebastián porque ese güey le pega a su mujer.

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