And, Katty Kay, I’m not even gonna’ go D.A.R.E., yet (punto y coma) until High Noon on Friday, the 20-first. Eye knows that youse good for it, but Öüï still likes to get high in advance.
Here’s Hope For Ewe.
Ask Menéndez, Hope es Pera³ en Español.
³~. Esperanza is the nomenclature.
And Eye needs Hondo³ for that.
³~. From Truth and Consequences and across White Sands Missile Base and all the way down to Las Cruces, New Mexico—to the Badlands of Rosa’s Cantina en El Chuco, the word “hondo” is not just deep, it’s also COLD HARD CASH.
Public Service Announcement:
One minute to Primetime.
Sink Florida all the way to Bermuda. Thanks for going private 🏰 ARMY 🏰.
—For those keeping track of the happenings at Joe’s TOMB, it appears that SNAKE is GAME and so it is KOSHER to serve so-long as the REPTILE has scales like a Rattlesnake and the crawler is not smooth like a Culebra, which is not a snake but Ewe gets my Point-Grosse Blank³…
No one
“Pleased to meet you, hope Ewe guessedmy name »…
Pope warns Vatican staff an ‘elegant demon‘ lurks among them
Señoras y señores
It’s 18h in CET and Jane says it’s time for
The News for Ewe Today.
…
La Risa en Vacaciones…
Any how, A Funny Thing Happened on The Way to The Forum, and after the break 🥁, Öüï will touch base with our Eweish goddess, Sarah D. Argenteuil, who as the préfecture of Cité would have it, changed her last name from Silverman to some banlieue on the Seine, the same sector form where the ambiguously gay grafitti duo of PichiAvo (March 2021, rue SERPENT ⛎ and Boulevard de Saint-Michel) drew the inspiration for their NEREIDS and that big FAG, nepTUNE.
HOW MANY BOOBs doeswould it take To FILL UP le petit STADE DE FRANCE If le petit STADE DE FRANCEcould be filled with BOOBA Fans?
Peek-A-Boo… Boycotter this BOOB with an {A} at the END.
{and} former French Président, François Hollande dit: Ça dépend, en chiffres, je pense qu’il faudrait environ 80 000 Kanye West-es-ESE et environ 20 000 Jay-Z’s.
“Now Öüï knows how many tits it takes to fill the STADEFRANCE »
Louisiana’s nuttin’ but a bunch of French separatists… look it up! Them Cajuns separated from a little man who lost a war in Russia.
Take, Mi! out to the ballgame… but not in New Orleans because that Walter Isaacson fellow closed the food court at Tulane University in order to have his little own Morning With Mika show. That’s how the IVY LEAGUE Towers roll, they just flip the chairs and have one of the Vice Lordes chain the scene.
— Eddie Gloude Jr. stars as a representation of Monty Python and The Sacre Vache!
