Tag Archives: Elena Poniatowska — Carolina fip

There’s vanity laughter and then there are ignorant laughs

Both are equally HAITIAN, according to Louis XXIV… dice mister Presidente Macron.

… let he who hath understanding reckon the number of Armando, it’s number is the ⬛ square of the 🫚 root of Nine.

Revelation 13:18 (demo tapes)

Dr. Lovechild or: how Mandrake met Bastard Pete

Mandrake was a son of mine.

[Message in a BOX…
I, Armando Segovia, am officially entering the run for the DNC Chair. If you want to win the next elections go with Mando…] Mandrake, yo soy tu padre.

But enough about the G20 right now because there’s a WBC-CMLL sanctioned fight at the American Mall in Châtelet. Elena Poniatowska will referee and Michael Steele will narrate the blows en el quadrilátero along with Nick Gomes.

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Tis’ The Season to Be Joli 🥊 Australian Rules are in effect and there is no 3-knock down rule in effect on the pugilist side of the Cuadrilátero and over at El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo, Elena Poniatowska will most certainly be looking the other way when her Parisian niece, Caroline de Maigret, throws sand in the eyes of Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’.

 

Round one:
Alicia Menendez is in charge of the card girls and with an ambient temperature that is in the low 30’s (freezing 🥶 cold) goosebumps and pointy nipples will surely redefine the concept of the “wet t-shirt” braless broad.

You’ve all heard of the son of a preacher man³

³~. It’s not one of those…

This here is the offSpring of a Bank man. It’s a political cocktail mixed with Whisky 🥃 and Sangria 💃🏽. The effect is a tangent that touches the center right of europhiles who detest De Gaulle and raise a toast to Giscard d’Estaing while raising their mimosas to the good people of MoDem and Mme. Maud at l’Assemblée.

Musical guest
Flaco Spinetta y el pescado de Oyuki

In our next segment Öüï touches base with Pedro Salmerón Sanguíneos’ who unbeknownst to him will be challenged by Adanowsky and Carolina de Maigret Regret into El Pancracio de La Arena Coliseo para una Lucha dedos a tres caídas sin límite de intereses patrocinada por El Chase Manhattan Bank y los zapatistas exiliados de París.

La référée for this CATCH will be in the hands of Elena Poniatowska… la pinche “Tante” de Carolina (la más vieja, selon son même spiel*) which indicates and CONFIRMS that the bout will be Fixed and proves that the Only True Thing in Life is: su majestad la Lucha Libre. 

*~. Older, but better, but older. Rando Chante, 2019.