Tag Archives: El País — Ain’t No God on a Spanish Railroad Track

Deer, Jordan Bardella : step away from la Hierbamala

It’s futile, woman. The cops can’t help you and the sheriff department is in on the MAGA take. Enjoy what you voted for.

Save me.

But seriously, did you ever think that you would get to see what the History Channel Hitler Marathon Weekend would look like in real life? I (Armando Segovia) am telling you, children (I am old enough to call you that) you are living in one heck of an interesting time of humanity, you are living in a time when western (occident) civilization is reneging on it’s its promise to the rest of the world of “never again” ; and yet, here we are.

And who, Cousin Joe, who, motherfucker? Who would have thought that the monster hiding under Lady Liberty’s toga (stola in Roma) was from New York City—Queens no less. A product of the Reagan era “trickle-down” economics and Bill Clinton’s de-regulation bias.

🎶He robado trenes grandes y máquinas de vapor

Issy-j’aime-les filles qui travaillent à la chaîne.

Apolline, Ewe drive Mí crazy.

The lowest échelons and the shortest straw en Mexicolandia bite the dust, in Paris, France, Apolline de Malherbe is snake charming the RN.

But seriously volks, what are the odds that the fault for the interoceanic train accident in Southern Mexico would be the fault of the janitor of the last station where that fucking train would make a stop at?

Answer:

With All Due Respect — All Trains Considered.

100 %, because the responsibilty will never-ever-ever fall on the nepostist bastards who short-changed progress en ese rincón de La Chingada de López Obrador.

Por la panamericana, “¿qué horas son mi corazón?”

… cerf expiatorio, pues.

Entonces, Stephanie Daniel … never mind Luxembourg, this is a Kink on the vía, because if nothing else, México es un país de contrastes, one side is backasswardness taken to the nth power, while the flip side shows a little bit of hope¹ and yes (Claudia) even a little bit of progress².

¹~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /enviaremos-ayuda-humanitaria-a-cuba-sheinbaum

2014…🚈 a look back 💸💸💸

²~. https ://www .jornada .com .mx /noticia /2026/02/02 /politica /sheinbaum-presenta-detalles-de-construccion-de-ultimo-tramo-del-tren-el-insurgente-que-hoy-inaugura

El Circo — Halley Fuchs is dancing the Waltz

4 trains in one week… gracias a Dios es viernes.

J’Accuse…!

 

… in Washington, Henry The Horse is reading Politico™ and Donald John Trump is on trampoline.

All the news that spill.

…

 

Homenaje a Joe Biden… Spectacles

Speak softly and wear cheap sunglasses

Spectacles. €35 at the door, cheaper if you purchase your FITUR ticket online, just like with SHEIN in Paris.

 

Nice tangents en Michoacán vía Andalucía’s tracks, by-the-way, que oportunas las máscaras de los viejitos d’ese mismo estado mexicano en la Fería del Turismo en Andalucía*, nothing short of perfect timing to stand in solidarity with what is starting to look as like a clear cut shabby-ass maintenance 👨🏼‍🔧 procuration 👨🏼‍🏭 on the choo-choo 🚆 tracks on one hand and, plain-candid negligence on the wall that guillotined a second train in Catalunya.

All The Tracks that Fit… it’s a Wonder what corrugated tree pulp can be used for… right back at you Susana Poveda, right back at you, deer.

 

And then there’s the weather, an important factor on the third derailment in Spain, that one may could be blamed it on Divine Intervention because it seems that nothing major resulted from the mud on those tracks 🚧.

Contratiempos y malas suertes, cualquier parecido con el tren del Istmo en AMLOlandia es pura chingada coincidencia, la gestión nunca está en el error, y las tragedias siempre son buenas para la televisión o YouTube™️.

 

Hoy no hubo noticias, because as Laura Gómez relays from Madrid, “Everybody knew!”, and that’s not news, that’s ENTERTAINMENT, Ewe lovefool Ewe.

🚂 Railroad tales, again… blame it on The Wall

“So it goes.”

Espontáneo de l’Otan en el ruedo de La Moncloa.

Felicidades a Alicia Leos y la Asociación de la ley francesa de 1901, Gilberto Bosques (París) por ser también, ALCAHUETA³ fundadora del partido de Georgina Moreno en Media 📰 Part.

³~. ALCAHUETE : m. and f. Colloq. Person or thing that serves to conceal what one wants to hide.

En todas partes se tuercen trenes, pero más en España, —al parecer.
Irónicamente, México es el invitado de honor en a un Fandango en Madrid.

 

All the news that twist.

Founding member of the ruling political party in Mexico, Francisco “goose 🪿 step ⚒️” Garduño is rewarded with a very juicy post at the MINISTRY of Education in Mexicolandia virtually 34 months after his “institutional”  MILITARIZED 🔥 INCOMPETENCE scorched 40 detained migrants to the bone in one of AMLO’s trophy prisons (so-called migrant centers), designed to “impress” and quelch Donald Trump’s thirst to toughen-up “the border” in the proximity of that West Texas town of El Paso.

Disculpas para PRIncipiANTES.

https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Ciudad_Juárez_migrant_center_fire

And in the end, Claudia “presidenta” Sheinbaum, your political party turned out to be way worst than Enrique Peña Nieto’s P.R.I., notwithstanding all of the ancient militants of el Partido Revolucionario Institucional who now wear the Morena’s carmesí³ on every motherfucking tie 👔 that they clip-on for them legendary “mañaneras”.

https ://www .facebook .com /story.php?story= PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR THE 67 VICTIMS OF THE CIUDAD JUÁREZ FIRE : A SINCERE APOLOGY OR A LEGAL REQUIREMENT? 

³~. Crimson

🚂 … so it goes” — Córdoba

With All Due Respect.

Efeméride de hoy.

 

In Spain, all rails point to the soldering of one of the  tracks and, coincidentally to the fucking timing of a separate parallel train.

🎶 🚂 Trouble ahead
A lady in red
Take my advice
You’d be better off dead

En todas partes se tuercen trenes.

Switchman sleeping
Train hundred and two is
On the wrong track
And headed for you 🚞

From the Mexican daily, La Jornada :

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/01/18 /mundo /descarrilamiento-de-tren-en-cordoba-deja-varios-heridos-y-suspende-la-alta-velocidad-entre-madrid-y-andalucia

One of the deceased was the driver conductor of the second train.

The spirit of Casey Jones was re-ignited by cars 6, 7, and EIGHT of an Italian choo-choo 🚆 company operating en las vías férreas de Augusto en la vieja Hispania after the Italian Iryo coaches invaded the tracks of an on-coming Renfe train on its way towards Huelva.