All of a sudden, Évry body wants to have their TUNA and eat it too.

Entonces… pay attention to them patterns and you should be able to predict what comes next.

Ici c’est Paris… goooooo, 🇧🇭 PSG ⛽⚽🛢️🏆

Sponsored by El Jabón del Perro Agradecido y la cárcel de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas.

Blow Mí, Denis Soula… blow mí two times and Dimitru Pas, fuck you too!

Ladies in Gemini… Brandford Marseilles and The Chicos Tacos Orchestra.

Life goes on… up next it’s Strip-Tease Orgy, or some ogro en orgue. I told you César Le Benevolent that this FIFA tournament was going to be some pornographic shit on your brain, Issy–Youse-gonna-get-a-hard on when the Irony of Health Care is going to be in Bruce Springsteen’s turf.

Ahora sí, “a todos los que quieren y aman el fútbol” Chelsea Lately was a 50 Cent ho… Dime (10 cents) a dozen, Issy-that’s-the-LEE Marvin kind, not The Six-Million-Dollar Lee Majors crack ⚽ which will prove a worthy pack of cunts against Luis Enrique’s boys in The Garden State, just like that fucking stadium is just for show because New Jersey is neither green, and the Met-Life scam is no Health Care at all, unless you are Jeff Bezos or one of them cunts.