Gran Señor Zopilote de La Piedra del Sol en Serpiente del calendario chino

Up next… Colibrí de Aztlán a galope en Caballo rojo de Sìchuān.

Gooooooo, Dodgers — ruining Baseball 4 games at a time.

But first, we switch IT!, over to Willie Geist who just got caught shaving the tariffs out of Canada, Cousin Joe for his part just lost a bet because I, Armando Segovia, told that son-of-a-BITCH that the only AD (in CaNaDa) that matters is ONTARIO in 1987.

Fair Use Of Ronald Reagan

Take me out to the Ball game, but don’t buy them Cracker-ass crackers, Jacques, they’be over-priced with a “beautiful tariff” to pay for that Trump Tax (no kings Series)

 

It’s the bottom of the first… Walk This Güey ⚾ ; in Paris, France, Charlotte Bibring is having a Cappuccino (or something like that) before the singing of the Nation Anthem in Ontario.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada… California follows.

Güi-Güi, Guilty as charged monsieur président de la programmation, and Eye is knot sorry that Öüï mispelled mister Oxmo Puccino’s nomenclature ; now pass the shugga’ Bibring… that hummingbird  🌸 is not going to 💉 feed itself.

Well… if Adelita had indoor plumbing

Eye tell you Cousin Joe, if Adelita had indoor plumbing instead of Henry Lane Wilson (1857-1932) Adelita would have done more than just inspire the Russia Revolution of 1917, instead! Instead Cousin Joe, in 1917 Adelita got El Cinito Mexicano de la bis~nieta de Plutarco Elías Calles en Paris—Cinéma Christine 2012.

Merry Mex~más !

The only good thing about Canada is off-Course, ONTARIO.

I’m telling Ewe… The System is rigged, Joe Scarborough is monopolizing Jay-crooning CANADIANS on the Morning Mika Show, Goooooo, Dodgers! L.A. Is My Lady, —Bublé.

My name is armando, Issy-Eye-is-a-gerund : Hey flat

Verbo en acción:

Pablo is such a sustantivo en Español

Israel isolantes from Hollywood, Richard Avocado Hass had the balls to say it : Netanyahu is an Adolf Hitler student at

If you run Belarus, El Paso (de 🪿) follows.

Beto should have been in tune, now Öüï is güey past A-flat

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Going down to Doña Ana, Eye knows a tribe 🪶 there.

And Reverend Al… how’bout that polite society crowd, eh?

Armando Gerundio… primo de Fernando el Hediondo.

They call it Stormy Mon They oh but Tú es They is just as bad… Ewe knows Wednesday’s sad and Thursday is just as bad—HEY the Eagle goes out Friday and Saturday Eye plays and on Sunday i sleep.