Page tú, where Emilie Blon-told Ewe-so makes Benni sings

Off-course Öüï would know nothing about that, just as well. It’s complicated but what’s one to do? Switch it over to the news?

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /fip /live -a -fip /benny-sings-mocky-et-drift-exclusive-jam-a-fip

Why? Ewe asks, y que le hace.

 

For the record, to they is boycott la “i-grec” day… no such thing as “buddi, bai-bee”, and donkey sounds are coming out of The Pont Garigliano but sources close to France media square relay that music will explain los re-BUZnos… miau 🐱

There’s Something About “la miss” de Provence

I used the word ‘whore’ in a colloquial sense, which, in my way of speaking, simply meant ‘lucky girls,’ ‘the lucky ones.’ It wasn’t an insult.

https ://www .parismatch .com /after -backstage -insults -miss –provence -and -miss –aquitaine -apologize [and-accuse-each-other]

              Julie Zitouni, Miss Provence 2025.

 

Woman is the nigger of the world³, or una gran puta²

… for the record, real soldiers die and “dee” Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, wears cartoon-character socks. And the cock-sucker can’t hide the gay in his Nazi-loving chest.

No Spine Hegseth… she’ll put a spell on you

 

Real Soldier: not Pete

 

³~. John Winston Lennon

🐞Jhon 🐞Paul 🐞Jorge 🐞Ringo

Toutes des grosses putes. Pas toutes, mais beaucoup.

 

²~. Miss Provence [🇫🇷], Julie Zitouni, and best-supporting beauty, Miss Aquitaine [🇫🇷] Aïnhoa Lahitete.

This snapshot has not been cleared for Bodily Fluids by Pete Heghset, yet.

… jump to page tú

Spaghetti balompié

As promised for tonight’s cooking show, The Spaghetti Incident on the Stephanie Ruhle Show, ¡madre de dios! Are those chayotes rellenos de discada y quesillo in your oven?

https ://www .bbc .com /news/ north-vietnam-1972_the-christmas-bombing-of-hanoi

Don’t forget to take your gun, and leave the canoli on the table, so pena of “going to sleep” with the fishes.

114. Memorandum of Conversation, New York, March 14, 1972, 4:40-6 p.m.

PARTICIPANTS:

Huang Hua, PRC Ambassador to the the United Nations

Shih Yen-hua, Interpreter

Henry A. Kissinger, Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs

Winston Lord, NSC Staff Member

DATE & TIME: Tuesday, March 14, 4:40 – 6:00 p.m.

PLACE: New York City

Notable about this meeting 🤝 is that Mr. Kissinger was looking forward to the “after”, which was to be taking place later after the apéritif with the Chinese ambassador at the Loew’s State Theatre in TIMES SQUARE.

A Word Cup that will be celebrated in infamy

Arizona.

In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s Japanese Appreciation Month (jam, for short) and sources close to some frog on the scene relay that Hilo is feeling ’64.

… but only 🌊 vaguely on account of the Pope [in Rome] who blessed Henry Kissinger with FIFA’s Joao 🏆l’Avalanche’s Torture Prize.

Over on the cooking show it’s “Three Things with Spaghetti-on-It”  :

I.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened.

Spaghetti is overrated and Stranger Things have happened. Like that time that Bob Evans

 

II.

Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally Compartmentalize

III.

So Foot et Mafia… any 🦉 hoot, Jackie Alemany, don’t take it personal ; who is Eye supposed to troll, the two mean gay guys next to you? C’mon,  —NOW.

In a world where Richard Gere fans mix with Serrat followers³

³~. … and non of Em# read.

Los Boludos de La Paz.

— So, what year were we?

— 1936 and youse a figment of A.I. visiting Berlin on the year that Julio Iglesias’ dad was nationalizing la 2da República de Barcelona. La Coruña would be forever tainted by “los envíos” de Vigo. Your mission is to go there as a tourist from Guadalajara from today’s date and be a listening observer and witness how the Germans are coping with Hitler’s race to The Olympics that arrived from El Ey, güey.

An officer y un caballero.

Up next:

“Just following orders — after the break” with Avi Velshi.

Seriously Volks… Hitler’s Olympics can’t shine a light on FIFA

Personally, never in my stupidest dreams would i [voluntarily] not follow a World ⚽ Cup, peas 👇🏼

Cerrado por fútbol, literally.

The Temples of Syrinx para los que quieren y aman el fútbol.

 

BTW, that has got to be the creepiest trophy 🏆 in world events history, it resembles greed reaching out from the underworld for 1000 years of peas.

Issy-the-Stones would knot understand, pa’LOMA… ¿Qué van a saber, —de ROMA.

 

Sin embargo 👆🏼 Joan Manuel Serrat never ceases to amaze me, especially when he sings la más vernácula de « las rancheras », de Julio Iglesias.

Bienaventurados los TECOS del Mediterraneo because they will inherit los más de-voted from “La Luz del Mundo” de Naasón Merarí Joaquín García, a-Men.

… para la libertad 🎶

You are probably wondering what in the Wide World of Sports, Julio Iglesias has to do with Donald Trump receiving the ‘first-ever awarded’ FIFA Peace Price, it’s elemental… mi querido FRANCO. Ele-mental.

It’s about a football match…

https ://www.bbc.com /mundo /2015/04/15 /deportes_eduardo_galeano_futbol_pasion

And this is where tarreS comes in, because Serrat knows fútbol ; legend has it that Serrat once had to wait an entire 2do Tiempo [complete with tiempos extra y penales] in Eduardo Galeano’s zaguán until the match came to an end. So yes, blame it on the last of the supermoons for 2025, but if Serrat lands in Guadalajara it-would-be kind of usless and asinine to preach to the choir at the UdG, heck if the NEWS of THE THEY are going to dish out a “soccer” plate then you can bet your “CANTARES” that Öüï’s going to take Galeano to see “una linda jugadita…” on that there YUNQUE at the UAdG « for the love of God! », at Galeano’s request.

Just the facts, ma’am. In 1936 that Spanish Republic would disappear and Berlin’s 3rd Reich would have her sports “Quinceañera”.

Look it up

Historia : The Sheriff is a N…

The N-word revisited…

The shérif n’est ne pas de l’Havana, bay-bee… pour some $hugga in my bowl.

 

Once Ewes go Netflix, youse never go back

🎟️

She’s tired of love un-inspired:

The Teutonic Twit, from Amsterdam

Video delivery and Streaming killed the PICTURE SHOW or, how i learned to love binge-watching HoBO-TV.

Now you are doing the French Mistake : screw Ewe… Eye works for Mel Brooks

 

Oh, lawdy lord—Mel Brooks got streamed out of the Man’s Chinese Theaters.

Nice story… tell it to The Divine Comedy

Historia Nº 944 /  NOVEMBRE 2025.

[T]hat’s what Grandma said, adding, “but you have to be French to get away with it,” or you’ll go the way of T-Rex Boland… with one headlight ; ask Camus, ain’t no room for an Étranger in France when all of the French amigos de México en La Sorbonne y SciencesPo son hijos de Echeverría y de Díaz Ordaz, including esos de la llamada 4T de don Obrador de La Chingada.

Of course as the first Made-in-France refugee, señorita Kebbab, for Mí es “como el viejo decía” :

Los Hijos de Sánchez never accepted Quinn, on account of his last name and like Lalo Guerrero during the Zoot-Suit Riots, he would go on to represent Mexico better than Churubusco² or Siempre en Domingo³ ever did.

³~. Soldado de PRI
²~. Cuartel del PRI

If the prisons that are worth a damn were easily built, there be no need for sidekicks like Gustave de Beaumont, but then where would the “good cop/bad cop” trope be at?

The question from a hypothetical ‘undocumented pothead’ to a theoretical UN1TÉ ‘national secretary’ is if your “approach” directs resources and attention towards the « narco- state » level players or, instead suggests to go full–ICE in your banlieues?

tomates, oignons, —pas de la salade.

Air Bourne Spurs : Charlie Don’t Surf

Don’t ask Mí, how Öüï got this information about Beaumont’s trip with Tocqueville, but if it’s any consolation let’s just say that Alexis owed Mí Five Bucks and that Gustave offered to clear Tocqueville’s debt but then the motherfucker skipped town ; last thing Öüï heard was that the two Frenchman were in-and-out of prisons and jails. Quite the itinerary following their stint at Sing-Sing.

Historia… ibid.

Y por eso, Madame Kebbab, in Mexico Öüï calls sindicalistas such as yourself, Al-Pastor… and if you add some ASADERO cheese from Villa Ahumada the order then transforms into a GRINGA.

Live from New York : International Day against Unilateral Coercive Measures

Calendar of activities excludes the following countries :

– Taiwan
– Honduras
– Ukraine
– Venezuela et al…

The last thing needed by El Mundo de Le Monde in China is to intervene in Xi Jing Ping’s quest to wear a “Made in Taiwan” knock-off Chinese Guayabera.

 

To celebrate the occasion the United States of America delegation at the U.N. Security Council renamed the US Institute of Peace after Donald J. Trump.

https ://apnews .com /trump-institute-of-peace

This Is A Work In Progress 🐼 …

PAX AMERICANA is a permanent intervention :
https ://www .un .org /observances /day-against-unilateral-coercive-measures

The book of numbers : Tennessee (ten y sí)

First the maths :

I read the news to they — oh boy.

 

*
*        *
T e* nn e* ss e*
3e + 2n / 2ss = Nuremberg

In this segment, the student will turn to the back-of-the book [of numbers] and look up the answer : NOW.

Right : NOW… the saddest segment [on the MSNOW beat] was seeing that impressive “Southern 🦚 Wall” reduced to three big screens from the Costco at E 117 St. in Manhattan, suspended laterally with IKEA’s invisible picture frame wire turning them in-effect like into a display menu on an immigrant entrepreneur’s smoothie bar.

The gospel remains the same and that AccuWeather fellow just doesn’t add up, plus —if Ewe add— that Mexican Yellow on the Wall°ace on Dead°line, Öüï can then begin to forecast why Juan woke up fiddling on a Hot Tin Roof to the tune of, “it’s the end of the world” after his beauty R.E.M. sleep.