Author Archives: Armando Segovia

Previously on Wish You Were Here — The Road to Damascus, via Albuquerque 🐇

The who?

“Eh… what’s up doc?”, Öüï now returns to Guadalajara where the ground, they say, smells like “tierra mojada” y así te vas a quedar.

Semántica semita

P.S.A. for To They in Paris, Francia. First off, chinguen a su madre, hijos, hijas, jisah, de la Républica Mexicana, excepto la presidenta d’ese rancho nacional porque para ser jisah, hijas o, mismo hijos de la tierra de Jorge Negrete hay que hacerle como los judíos que llevan la madre sumatra en la frente, y no las maletas de judíos en Israel, today is another edition of National Sports Day en Francia.

El Ocho

Neck Hurts? Laboratorios Camacho de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas, offers 🫴 you a pillow with every HEAR°SE ride on your way to Hell from Damascus.

Más Que Nada / Chove chuva / Charlie is Dead

³~. TV Azteca dispose également d’une chaîne au Salvador ainsi que d’une chaîne au Portugal : P.Azteca.

Any 🦉 hoot, Miriam Castellano, this is our last installment of our Mexican advertorial mattress sale coverage de a Perla 🦪 de los charros callados en la estación de la maldita tienda Amarilla en Portugal³.

 

The Lemon Song : You ain’t nothing but a two-bit jive

Trump is the terrorist

… mientras tanto on the checker boards, The Charlie Hebdo march was just THE cock to fill that cunt, and Mika Brzezinski, it’s not hyperbole, it’s just the facts. Netanyahu was there before he reared his ugly Genocidal Phase.

Trump is a terrorist

Fuck you, Pam Bondi… you make Barbie dolls look fascistic, not fantastic.

First we will kill the subversives, and then their collaborators, there after their sympathisers, next all those who remained indifferent and, finally we will kill the timid (polite society).

Ideario de la dictadura, general de brigada Saint-Jean according to “las orillas del Silencio” y el reino de la ficción en los Cuadernos Americanos nº 187.

🐷  War Pig 🐖 arrives to rosbif castle.

Charlie Kirk is Dead.

Trump TACO Tuesday

The Triple Tee 🏌️ from hell

Puño de tierra…

Charlie Kirk walks into a bar, hilarity ensues when Epstein’s Abby is hostile but not towards Maxwell*.

If Page was just another two-bit Mexican página.

*~. Maxwell has a Silver Hammer.

The Natural used an original Maxwell Silver Slugger Bat, “The” Barbed Wire Limited Edition kind from The Commonwealth of Kentucky.

Sycophanty in The U.K… cheap bastard’s that the Rosbifs are, Charles’ has no Grey Poupon, the man-child at the White House presents the perfect “reciprocal” to the last king in Nantucket ; that motherfucker was mad. Mad Eye Tells Ewe. Mad.

Welcome, trackers! American Curious inside.

Ketch up.

Charlie don’t surf, because Charlie CHOKED on the smell of Fresh Mexicans in Chicago. Happy Trump TACO Tuesday.

Blatant Grand Theft Advert. Gand Theft Auto (Miami) is for fags.

In Hilo, Hawaii, Dolores apenas dió El Grito… FEY sang it best.

Masiosare un extraño gancho en el vestidor de Canelo.

15 de septiembre… el grito de Lola

Viva Hidalgo… entonces pues FEY, como dijo René : Atrévete Te-Te y ya no andes cantando interpretado a Nuno en el clóset de Saúl. Regardless of los puentes de l’independencia the first victim of Dana White’s shredding of the Muhammad Ali Reform Act was El Himno Nacional de Las Chivas del Guadalajara.

Hoy no hubo himno porque Jaime Nuno agarró puente desde el pasado viernes.

En contexto, Polanco, “Al Diablo (con) Los Periodistas”, who needs Alarma! when Fiesta Mexicana (en Guadalajara) plays a cumbia on the background of the news about a young woman destripada and laying in a pool of her own bodily fluids. Now that!

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That is how TV Azteca combierte a la Juventud Venezolana en Jalisco into “stone-cold-killers’.

On the menu : Sushi Oriental de Cuernavaca… 🎶 y las balsas desde Disneylandia París en Chessy a Groenlandia.

Now i’ve been to Three State Fairs, two rodeos and at least Six Scottish Löcs including the one where Jimmy Page killed “Nessie” and turned it into all sorts of sushi 🍣, but never Katty Kay, i’ve never seen a cunt that stretched so wide and long in London Town. Never, Katty Kay.

Don’t Open ‘Till Doom’s Day or when Civil War on Morning Joe is announced and branded by Donnie Deutsch.

Happening right now, Donald John Trump is trying to divert the attention from his involvement in the Epstein Porn Collection on VHS.

In the mean while… Öüï now returns to our regular spiel in Las Vegas, Nevada, where Pablo Torre is pissing on the Dark Side of The Moon and Canelo just relinquished his Belt.

Trust the process, Pablo.

This Bud’s For You : Eye is an Antichrist and Öüï reddits a lot, a lot mister President.

 

Issy-Colonel-Avia, Canelo’s legacy in the Boxing world will not suffer one tiny bit after his loss against a guy who goes by the name of “Bud”, however…

French Tacos are now feeling Japanese.

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Wish You Were Here… Paris 💎 México

It’s a crazy diamond, and your cue for an Inter-Mission :

Aliens travel across the universe to see the Greatest Show on Earth.

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Susana Poveda stars as the
There is no secret, bitch, period!
In other words don’t be a cunt, you skinny—bitch

Viejas feas.

 

… esto es dilEcto (como fiesta patronal) sin pa’Lahl one way ➡️

On the menu:
Sushi’n Ga Da, madre.

 

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ibid.

Boat people have, no reason — How big is your cunt

It’s Mexican Indio-penance Day and don Porfirio’s birthday’s Eve. To mark the occasion La Guadalupana will sign her soul away to The Paris Tourism Board, our correspondent from the Federico García Lorca rest area has the newly de-classified “release agreement” from La Virgen.

You are going to like the way this develops throughout the They.

And in The Wrong Paris it’s “Sports Appreciation They in France”, across el charco de La Mancha, right winger Éric Zemmour finds out just how much the Rosbifs snatch stretches out, and in El Ey, it’s my favorite slugger sayin’ no to the rumors on a Mexican Radio del Canelo… Goooooooo, Dodgers.

The Grapes of Wrath by Stainbeek, featuring the music of L.A’s. own Randy Newman and the Outback’s legends the Bee Gees.

 

Issy-it-is-Mí that you need to show, 🎶 how deep is your cunt, is your cunt how deep is Ewer-love-boat ; Eye really needs to know.

Boat people are just like Ewe and Eye. Fair use of La Rue de Rivoli y de Toutes y Todas sus transeúntes walking their Vélos. Foto por Armando Segovia with Creative Commons on a Mexican Suitcase del otro Roberto, el tal CAPA, knot Doisneau.

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Previously on “Que imPolTa si te gusta Coldplay”

Rosbifs in Rosbif Abby.

I swear that Eye don’t even listen to Reggaeton and Öüï don’t even like Gwyneth Parlow, I’m SIRIUS and you are KNOT.

Catch!

 

Love me, love 😘.

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Y por si sobrara menos, the killer has an industrious sense of humor, even if Sting and his faggety walking cane feel that “there really isn’t any need for violence”, but mister Policeman forgets that that is the American Way, you can count on that number over-and-over again.

Anything by you.

Pompasloose sin rebeca, or cardi if youse from that Neck of the Woulds in rosbifland.

Miriam Castellanos… te lo mamo como el cora

En fin… la carrilla ya no existe porque Canelo es UN bully, y fuentes cercanas a guanatos dicen que el güey es Puto 🥊 en mayúsculas y negritas.

Eye want you… te complazco con LOS INVASORES de mi playa 🪗🥁

Lo bueno d’este blog es que los tecos no saben mirar entre letras… if only Guadalajara had the fucking imagination.

Miriam, te amo pero esos pinches comerciales me matan. Cómprate lo que quieras que al fin estás hecha a mi medida… con todo y tus calorías portuguesas y la basura de Vero en su lugar.

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For the uninitiated this post might seem like a diss, or shade if youse from the Charros dugout ⚾ but it’s knot.

Tyler Robinson — This Bud’s For You. Mr. Robinson, you sir are a true American hero 🎖️

Miriam, de caballito con el trapeador, fregona en la otra España, pero no le digas a la escoba de Portugal.

Entonces. That’s it. I’ve got no advertising. I am a public radio listener, Eye landed on your freq, you freak, by accident — but I loves you Miriam. Your voice is made for my nightmares.

And is it not Ironic… Power To The People

Charlie Kirk, let me tell you, the secretary of war is going to look like a dumb ass. 

History of The World… a Mel Brooks parody in Paris, France

Target 🎯 Charlie is dead.
Mission accomplished.
KILL EM’ALL

God bless the children of the beast. Our thoughts and prayers are with that HIJO DE PUTA and Pete Hegseth, —también. Charlie remains dead.

Bamos a Faltar Vien Mucho.

Très, dos, uno: Give Mí Fuel- Give Mí Fire and a Double Shot ☕ Desire, buenos días pinches mexicanos.

Las cabezas de la pipa en Reyes Heroles… Las “bronco papas” al estilo MICHOACÁN son gratis.

Toque y roll pinches charros… Ride The Lightning, pinche Polanco, toca Ma’donna like a Prayer.

Ma’Donna comes courtesy of Donnie Deutsch y Kryspy Creams.

chupón, tu mamá — guey

But first, Canelo Álvarez wants the Muhammad Ali Reform Act erased from the ring. Eye told you that Jalisco es El más puto de todos.

“Fight, fight, fight.”

Guanatos es para putos. The Sunshine Kid.

De Metalica a Los Bukis in a single dial.

Lucha, Toros y Box… featuring one of “the” Sonora Santaneras en Issy-les-Moulineaux.