Au tête de cochon, Simplement the bacon ma’am, and nevermind the facts. It’s been stated that skateboarding is being ‘outlawed’ at Le Grand Palais where La Güera Wira is about to be stampeded by a flock of fags.

Music for Al météo’s… it smecks’ like Claire’s Spirit 8 days a week, indeed.

From the producers of…

… 🏄🏻‍♀️ i could give a fuck about Viêt-Nam

The Turkeys of Mineral LegaC.I.A.s

Breaking in New Jersey, the garden. Someone broke the fucking garden. Here’s the history of that jive. And, Symone Sanders, I’ve been to Newark. I know the bricks… which is why it is important to keep Florida out of this pike, Easter could not have fallen on a better Sunday, when the Menendez has the weekend off.

Ok, this is the formula.

1. S = simplemente

2. T = Trump is a fucking nazi.

Just add huevos.