American Paparazzi Magazine, Spring 2025 Vol. 1

In Paris, France.

In Paris, France. Invented by Canadians and not the Very French (for a fucking change) the EGG CARTON or egg-box, if you like to eat Em# “de-dos-en-dos³”, can come in handy in them United States now that eggs are a thing for the DOGE class and not the stupid Americans who eat breakfast burritos at the work site.

³~. Ode to Manolo “Lora” Muñoz.

Breaking Moments of Steele 🍳 S’kill It!
Skills and huevos…

Best Benedict Arnold Ever – The Brady Bunch… Marsha, Marsha, Trump!

Whipped into a FROTH, are Ewe?
All Ewe Needs Is
Y O L K…

Now to be perfectly clear, fuck Canada when it comes to mining operations south of Phelps-Dodge in El Paso, Texas, but right now Eye is going to need all of the eggs in that basket to make some huevos revueltos con el piano italiano de Alicia Menendez. It’s an old MUSSOLINI recipe.

Huevos rancheros to come.

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