Monthly Archives: March 2025

To they, around The world, Gómez Palacio in Durango, invents Paris, France

But First! Öüï switches IT!, over to Second where Fernando de Magallanes (that son of a Catholic bitch) is forcing Pablo Torre into a Catholic boarding school where Pablo is forced to go skateboarding without knee pads!!!

Sapo Verde tu, Ewe!

 

It’s 1492 and the DOGE team masacred Tagalum pronouns in LimaSAWa at the opening ceremony of Queen Chavela Stadium in Alhambra, CALIFORNIA, where the Mashriq de Muslimlandia are facing faced the Castille Christians de Altadena on a perfect Sun couchant dusk 🌇 on The Motherfunkin’ Ouest.

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Avísale a Mí Contreras

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Looney History of Our Lady of Hark The Angels 💭 Times 🗼

Trou History from Cucamonga, Doc 🥕…

Any 🦉 hoot, Kamel … Elise Jordan stars as Paul Cicero³

³~. Vario if you know the difference between camote and camorra, and Sorvino from Tarantino.

Quartz, it keeps on ticking… you are not ticking wrong, you are just Marking Time differently.

Hey You, yeah vous… Tercia de Putos at the studio, not you Seth, i named my weed plant after you, but that Nave guy and the goat-t exec, those dudes, yeah 👍 Fuck’Em#.

And, Katty Kay… It’s like the cover for Houses of The Holy, but for MEXICANS in Chihuahua… and if you have ever been to Camargue then you know that DELICIAS is not far. For the record, FRENCH F.B.I. or BlueFiche equivalency test, nobody, and I (Armando Segovia) mean nobody is ordering “pizza“.

Additionally, mister president of the court, Kamel The Magician is the one who brought the wrist watches to Flavia’s Show… I follow the Sun not the Quartz, judge, and Katty will tell you, mister Justice ⚖️, that the Atomic Clock was a creation of Seyb* in Montreuil (93).

 

Indiana en Nice… nice, now Harrison’s getting paid³

³~. On the flip side, Schools of fish are sleeping with Luca Brassière in Fréjus.

Chocolat au lait … ”mmmm, ma’mmmm, mum-mum—mum-mum,” according to sources close to the Cookie Monster.

🤎 Hey Lizzo, give Lorène some Shugga’ 🍫

Sho•Ko•Lat Au Lait… 🕺 💃 Oyster Perpetual

Nelson?
… never ho’iD ov’iM.

 

And still to come…

Our musical segment from Juan-en-Cannes; it’s a little blast from the past and they come by virtue of Celtic tribes, ladies in Gemini, The Dingleberries performing their signature dish, Somme-Bee.

And Starring as Gina Montes: L’Incroyable Charlotte Méritan.

… but first, Kamal The Magicien is at the plate and Pablo Torre is on First; it’s the bottom of The Seine and La Pájara “Peggy” is at the mound and Eléonore Boccara guaranteed blue skies all day.

Meet me and Katty Kay in CALIFORNIA… oh, where did you go, Oh! Hi, ho.

There is a murder on the dance floor

But you better not kill the sophisticated tramp.

Fluctuat [♥️] mergitur con dios… todos los bailes llevan a Chihuahua.

Love will save the NEC, so don’t worry about the groove, Susan is with POVEDA. So git’ with it, get into the groove, besides FLAVIA, —youse already on detention.

… and Évrybody knows that We don’t need no education because youse a Sex Bomb, that’s what Ewe is. Youse a Groove Armada, and baby yo soy Armando.

It’s what the Very French call 👯‍♀️ chic, you freak.

AÑO L, número 17.374; page 17, España en el Congreso

Sho•Ko•Lat Au Lait… 🕺 💃 Oyster Perpetual on the dials if you got’em.

Entonces, señor Camello 🐪 en France Tú tv, i don’t speak French, but I did sleep at la rue Eliane Jeannin-Garreau, so believe me when Eye Shows to y’all how, IT! (… that motherfucker) will be.

In TECHNICOLOR

1. First Öüï takes that Blank Check that dat’Ass next to you signed for the benefit of Mí and Eye, and I will now chainsaw that Signature with an Artesanal Saw 🪚 knot a stupid Bowie knife; I (Armando Serrano-Prieto) mean, who in their right senses and sound mind uses a butcher knife to saw Flavia into separate but equal pieces, except for her snatch, which is why Öüï brought in Pepa 🦪 Bueno from the neighboring El País to put a metric into this most oldest trick in the book, considering that you (🐪) tried to pull a smokescreen on David Copperfield 🐰 using that faggety Black 🎩 Screen on your wrist.

I don’t like Cricket 🏏… but Eye did hit a ⚾ over the Fence.

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It’s official now : Partial Eclipse on a Blood Corn Crib

Partial Eclipse on a Blood Corn Crib, it’s Fiddler On The Roof with mariachi, tequila, and Bob Plant on VOcals.

Spring Cleaning

Entonces pues Alicia Menendez, are you ready to move on? And why, why Alicia Menendez? WHY are you against Secretary of Defense pulling a YOKO ONO on the The Department of Defense gig?

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2025/mar/29 /pete-hegseth-wife-jennifer-foreign-defense-official-meetings

The fucking Gall, France. It seems like ages since Vlodomir Zelenskyy was getting scorned for wearing battle fatigues to The White House but Eye just saw in Hawaii last week the Secretary of Defense looking like Ted Cruz en Cancún. Talk about the moral booster on the 670-1. Anyhow, don’t try to decipher the Signal, this one is on FreqHop and Öüï is transmitting from a ghost signal.

Skiuz Mí, while I 🌬️ blow a Kiss to Carneiro on her ear

Let the Record Show, Alicia Menendez, that, “her ear” on a mirror is closer to Ewe than Carneiro’s “rear eh”.

– Knock, knock.

Let’s have some cabrito en Monterrey, Cabrona. Unless you prefer pizza… that’s just across the Gulf of America in the Benghazi Bourough of Mar-a-Lago… watch the Ali-gators.

 

— Whose there?

Your turn, next time you surface from the ground, the Great State of Mar-a-Lago is sending U.S. her Best and Brightest eclipsed pupils.

 

– PROVEchoso.

Once upon a time sur les jupes de fip 🧜‍♀️… Clyde was a fag and Bonnie a dyke.

 

— Provechoso who?

I heard that you might be in need of an Alligator wrasler.

Over at BFMer’s Kitchen, La Güera Wira is casting Asparagus on the Tribunal de Justice in Alésia… trou 🕳️ fact, Pepa. It’s Bueno for Ewe. I guarantee, IT! 🐰

AÑO L, número 17.374 — para Pepa Bueno con Amor del Malo

This blog is what back masking is to rock and roll, or what backwards planning against fascists sounds like when you have all of the puzzle 🧩 pieces trimmed with chainsaws, so I hope you don’t make the same mistake like last time, Beto O’Rourke crowd. Issy, I’m talking to You, Bill Maher.

If 15 was 6 🐞

With that in mind, I AM NOT HISPANIC and yet natura was kind, so Sancho, fuck Ewe and the voice of the Opus Dei.

Me he de comer esa pepa 🦪, aunque me excomulgue la Iglesia.

Class is in Session now. Go get that Pablo fellow at the “Academia” a ver si, se puede.

I Saw Her, laying there…

But first, I Saw Her sitting there 🪘 👐🏿

That’s Chano Pozo 🕳️ so come on Évrybody won’t cha’ DEW the Con-GA.

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