Bottom of the 1st…

Othani is playing with ONE-ARM only, like some Cat from Japan! And Gooooone!!!! Freeeeeman drives TWO in FAT JOE’S FACE!!!

Any how, Ha’ya like your Ice Cubes, ese?

Our Mötley Meüf for this match is the Charismatic A-cup Ali Wong: Single Lady

Ali Wong vowed to break Madonna’s “Pulp Fiction” record, and VERDUGO, that’s a lot of Richards there.

Bottom of La Primera de LOS ÁNGELES: TÚ NOTHING, Goooo, Dodgers!

It’s the top of the second and “any one, Bueller, any one?”

And being that the Big Apple likes “rallies”, how about one for PEDRO GUERRERO, because Fat Joe… fuck Regie Jackson.

It’s Safe, but Da’Man is in the way.

🔝 of the Third

Bases loaded, two outs and The Smiths are at the plate, and Ali Wong brings the boys in.

Now it’s The Fourth

Never mind the Fifths 🥃

4 – NOTHING!!!
You got nothing, Yankee.

Top of the 6,  bottom of six…

Mookie follows, Othani is just not himself after that slide to second on Game Tú.

… It’s the VII Inning now

Freeman gets a hit, —on his ankle,
and the Yanks are running out of relief pitchers.
Freeman’s now on Third, despite the ankle boo-boo.

Bottom of the 7th… i never noticed it before but Yankee fans are dumb-looking and daft. No offense Willie Geist, and definitely no defense either but EWE BEE the “Judge” of that.