Sadistic Mika and the Punditas from NIRVANA present:

Pablo Torre is a fake Chicano

We now return to 2011… meanwhile across Ronald Reagan’s “war on drugs” pretty little lawn, say no to FEUDS and yes to Shawarma burritos with a houmous… and HABANERO sauce.

and In France… it’s all nostalgia for the Greeks and their Olympics and the NEW government of BARNIER sends France’s investment ambassador to The Sadistic Mika Show… hilarity ensues when Pascal Cagni hooks up with the governess-es of New Mexico, Michelle Lujan Grisham, at the opening of The NEW Emmanuelle at the U.N. Security Council multiplex orgies meeting. 

The Orange Cat’s Special Time Outdoors… unlike MOUAMMAR Kadhafi³, an orange cat doesn’t need a tent to get his nap on…

³~. 22 September of 2009: MOUAMMAR Gaddafi’s Tent Finds Home on Donald Trump’s estate.

 At the Eleventh Hour, Stephanie Ruhle gets irked when Bill Maher on Real Time busts out a Playboy centerfold featuring Frida Kahlo with only a fig Leaf covering her wounds.

So, it’s El Chavo del 8, (Chaves en Brasil), eh!? On this chapter : FUCK YOU and YOUR oyster, from my threshold every pearl is attached to a chain that adorns my ankle, “uncle”.

Frida Kahlo is a “painless doll who brings MONEY to [the NASDAQ] in gringolandia”, and it’s not America’s fault.

Over at the Pablo Torre XXX Football, it’s Debbie does oral, and then Pablo gets drunk and he calls his mom.