Mocedades 🇪🇸

Sponsored by Buzzfeed at The New York Times, with special guest, Alejandro Jodorowsky.

Six Degrees of Swift Boat Nazis, on The Seth Meyer’s Show… say there, Seth, is that a fly on that CONE? Buzzzzzz.

Eres Tú… the greatest CROSSOVER HIT 💥 since THE BLITZKRIEG 🇮🇱 on Saturday Night Live, period!

But FO’ist! It’s German black humour with Dr. Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling…

La nieve en una hoguera, that’s the secret to Goering’s slim costume 🍦.

And Öüï begins with the ex… Klaus Eichmann in La Argentina, Pulitzer Prize weener, Eugenio Robinson reports from The MorJo Show… In pyjamas, where Eugenio has, IT!, on good authority to relay that Willie Geist is an asshole, with a Curve, on his ENTHUSIASM. Sources close to Jerry Seinfeld affirm that Willie’s curve is on account of Peyronie’s Disease on his 🌶️.

In local news, with a tangent on Douchey at Loiret, a would–be Duncan Idaho was caught stashing an arsenal in his French domaine.

Tangente sin acabar.