Joe Scarborough:

— Who’s there?

[The staff]:

— Your favorite cousin, Güey, tell Barnicle to make himself useful and open the channel!

•–_!_–•

Good Morning, today it’s Wednesday, April 2nd 2018 and the Trump administration “personal” goons, just went a knocking on Dr. Dude’s Lebowski’s offices…

Those fuckers must have seen what Javier Bardem does to envoys who don’t deliver on making his male–pattern baldness paper trail and/ medical history disappear, eh..

Knock knock

Dr. Dude:

— Who’s there?

Trump personal goons, using a wiseguy’s accent:

— It’s the “Special Insurance Company” calling, open up!