“Water no get Enemy“…
Time-delayed screen capture . Uso justo de todos los medios y de tres vocales por la mañana. Tres vocales por la mañana es una producción de COMmercialCast Networks. COMmercialCast Networks es una compañía de medios de comunicación trasatlántica con oficinas generales en el Rockefeller Center.
Sincerely: The President
[Frame in progress…] Tercera edición… Timestamp: un cuarto para las 9 de la mañana [CET] on Saturday, October the 29th —2016… Uso Justo de Sam Stein from the Huffington Post—y del resto de los medios.
On a day like today, but in 1886, Drunk History [Comedy Central Networks] covered the dedication of The Statue of Liberty [France] Enlightening the World… it’s not a birthday, but it sure is an Awesome Anniversary. Cheers, Bottoms-up, Salud, Santé or however it is that you choose to say goodbye to the contents of your favorite alcohol vessel. If you don’t drink, water is the best apéritif. Thank you AlJazeera for the reminder… MSNBC [Morning Joe] must not be on board with America’s Motto: Give me your tired, your poor, Your Huddled masses yearning to breath free, etc., etc., etc…
[if the USB doesn’t pull an Alamo—screen capture follows. TimeStamp the 1700hrs in CET]
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[Cut line / not context follows] | Uso justo de todos los recursos a disposición. Dear Ana Marie Cox… MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: His Name shall remain a Known Unknown… and you shall remain “Sexy and 17“.
TimeStamp: The 2300 hours CET… | BTW, did the staff mention that We happen to Love that Jacket? | Aviso: lo de arriba es un Uso justo de Todos los medios, especialmente, los que terminan con las abreviaturas de algún pais. | Given yesterday’s mishap with the USB, the Staff wishes to thank —once again Cousin Joe and his gang— for posting this segment once again. Gooooo IT!!!
Three Taps on the desk with a Sharpie and one-each sotol shot, and we’ll be right back.
Cinco-men-tarios… Uso justo de todos las grabaciones, los archivos, los manuales y los otros Balcones.
In Paris, right now most news kiosks are adorned with American faces behind the glass. Society —of all polite magazines— has the good taste of printing 116 pages of —Le Cirque de la Élection —2016.
Right now in Syria
Russia is DENYING [that any] air activities in the past 10 Days
ever took place.
In other news… Montreal beats D.C. in the Major League “Soccer” American tournament. Over on The American Enterprise Institute, a guy named Brooks is conducting an investigation into Sam Stein’s beard and the Huffington’s Post… “and here’s to you”, Mrs. Huffington: “Video killed the Radio Star,” and your post killed the 4th State. In Chicago is the bottom the First, and one thing is for sure, one of the two longest loosing streaks in the American Baseball Tournament will come to an End. [exceptional that WE ARE… we call it ‘the’ World Series]. STAFF note: this is the 50th draft of “this” cutline… The Staff is very sorry for all of the dangling participles and the very generous “F” bombs… Coming Up: The Rage is On!!!… Have a nice day Mr. Stein, and say hello to Mme. Sinclair over at The World—that’s French for Le Monde.
No se vaya… regresamos luego-luego con un:
I N T E R M E D I O
In Syria, ‘the’ Russian Federation ran out of Hospitals
…and so they moved on
to Bombing Schools,
—with Children in ‘Em; mind you.
Good Morning. It’s Weekend Edition
TimeStamp:
Un Cuarto para las 3 de la Madrugada… en Nueva Yo’l
Buenos Días.
Hoy es el 28 de Octubre —2016
Goooooood Morning Cousin Joe. We are still updating yesterday’s news. The staff here would like to apologize for the delay regarding the Lexar USB incident —and The Alamo coincidence… “Remember the Alamo Files?” Yeah, i bet you do. Say hello to the ‘Benster”, Nicole, and of course Ana Marie Cox… and don’t forget to give a shout-out to Willie and the poor boys at IT.