Dear, Marianne Williamson…

From wannabe Chairperson to wannabee Sheerperson:

I, armando serrano-prieto can Dig It! Eye can Dig It, little ol’Eye can tell youse—heck, i almost felt a tear creeping out of my left tear sack but my nutsack reminded Mí (that motherfucker) that it was only all of “that weight” and-oh-by the way, “that magic feeling : nowhere to go” that activated the eyeball hydration process and not the “buena vibra” spiel.

She Came In Through The Bathroom Window… and in The End, the spoon Ewe gives is equal to the Shugga’ YOU Make.

my name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman, but that’s only because my a u r a  soars higher than your homeopathic 🪁, and besides, that Black Moon for Wednesday is mine, M I N E , period! Eye painted that Black Moon for Mí not Ewe.

And, Alicia Menendez, please let the record show that there are no New Moons in the month of February; none, —ni una Ali CIA.

Note to Wednesday:
armando serrano-prieto is 13 years old and he approves all of the different iterations of Addams on the screens.

La festa dei tricolori — La felicità è un caldo fucile d’assalto

Happy Birthday, CHARLIE HEBDO… You are not at la rue de Las Tres Puertas¹⁰ en La Maub del antiguo BoBar de Vilma Fuentes, anymore. As a matter of fact, Charlie, right now your editorial board moved to a remote work expat playground in 🇲🇽 México 🇲🇽 called Comala.

1986Juan Rulfo, Mexican author, screenwriter, and photographer (b. 1917)

It Won’t Be Longer… 🇮🇱 Land grabs, homophobia, radicalized police 🇮🇱  brought to you by the Promise made by a sadistic and capricious Burning 🔥 🇮🇱 🔥 Bush to a guy who was willing to kill his FIRSTBORN.

 

¹⁰~. Le no 10 cette rue a longtemps été le siège de Hara-Kiri et Charlie Hebdo 

Of course, nobody remembers that anymore, as a matter of Phact, you may ask Vilma Fuentes at Actes Sud, the publisher there at Actes Sud, Françoise Nyssen won’t allow me to ✍🏻 WRITE ✍🏻 a lie, she also used to run the Culture Shack at FrancheCulture at la rue de La Banque before Ministresses ROSELYNE Bachelot whipped La Ópera National de La Franche into a Wild West Saloon, complete with it’s own version of “The Teutonic Titwillow”, a lark who went by the stage name of, “L’Alouette Alésienne ».

👻 1912Charles Addams, American cartoonist, created The Addams Family (d. 1988)

 

To celebrate the bloodshed, the Calvados Sunset Jazz Club at la Place Saint-Opportune (París, Centre) is offering “tombolas nocturnales” during their candle-light club parties…

If you insist “A.I.”, If you insist, and IF in fact you are really «artificial », like the Very French… Eye sees your “EDDIE” rip-off of IRON MAIDEN and Eye re-interprets “AMERICA’$ Oldest Ally” during the 2ème Expédition du Mexique.

 

_initiation ceremonies “à la bougie” really, a trivial note, it is with these ceremonies that el club de Los Amigos de México en Francia have been initiating thier operatives around the World, but especially at Botzaris, en la rue de La Solidarité.

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /franceinter /des-concerts-a-la-bougie-et-ecolos-lances-par-un-club-de-jazz-parisien -3297315

White Smoke at CAPITOL RECORDS LTD. _—_—- 1954 – Georgetown-IBM experiment: The first public demonstration of a machine translation system is held in New York at the head office of IBM.

 

1610Galileo Galilei makes his first INTERMISSION while observing the four Galilean moons: Ganymede, Callisto, [y] Io [en] Europa.

Anyhow, on a They like today, Galileo Galilei identified the 4 (full) Moons of a little latin style called THE BOSSA No Va… but it’s KNOT really the Bossa Nova, anyhow… although the 7th They of the first Gregorian calendar month etched the discovery of the above-mentioned moons, Galileo identified only on the 7th and the other Too, on the following day they, which AS Évry “chavo” at the PUEBLA PAVILLION on top of la rue de Bolívar knows, falls on the 🎱🕣. Eye did not select the numbERology, I am simply pointing out that the ‘running of the bulls’ is now in session.

Now, with this being La Fiesta del Tricolor (copión) 🇮🇹 d’Italie 🇮🇹, I am going to switch, IT!, to one of the founding members of El Club de Los Amigos de México en Francia, MIGUEL MIRAMÓN whose wondering soul is celebrating at the Eastern section of a client-state of 🇫🇷 France called 🇮🇹 Trieste 🇮🇹.

1768 – 🇨🇵 Joseph Bonaparte🇨🇵 , 🇮🇹 Italian king 🇮🇹 (d. 1844)

 —1797Mariano Paredes, 🇲🇽 Mexican general and 16th president 🇲🇽 (1845-1846) (d. 1849)

I swear, no fucking imagination… a Sans-Papiers “detective”… Let Mí guess, the fucking job doesn’t PAY or is “En Lo Negro” ? así como dicen los franceses en La Francia.

JUMP TO THE EIGHT THEY, y’All 🤠

 

Ah… yes. Object—Subject and then there is…

_The Good Place
[Context follows].
Mello-Yello Al celebrates 20 years since its First Broadcast
En hora buena.
Happy anniversary Aljazeera.

As promised Mrs. Wallace… a 12 hour head start. To quote one of Mr. Peacocks greatest Sunday morning [political] entertainers, "Florida, Florida, Florida"… how many times is the chant repeated Tim? And should the Staff cut open some mice—or just riddle 'em with double jeopardies all of the time? | Coming up on scrambled politics… ["does anybody remember" scrambled politics?] the staff attempts to reconstruct / rearrange the word: PARTICIPANT… maybe this is how Misisipi got all those extra "eye's," "ese's," and of course 2 pee's.

As promised Mrs. Wallacea 12 hour head start. And to quote one of Mr. Peacocks greatest Sunday morning [political] entertainers, “Florida, Florida, Florida”… how many times is the chant supposed to be repeated Tim? Additionally, could you please relay to your Company experts, if the Staff should cut open some mice—or just riddle ’em with double jeopardies —and charm— all of the time? | Coming up on scrambled politics… [“does anybody remember” scrambled politics?] the staff attempts to reconstruct / rearrange the word: PARTICIPANT… maybe this is how Misisipi got all those extra “eye’s,” “ese’s,” and of course 2 pee’s. || This entry is a REAR VIEW Mirror post. In Paris, it is: already Wednesday, and to Celebrate “El Día de los Muertos” accordingly [at least in this space] “We turn over the conversation to our dearly departed specialist: Ms. Addams”. Live from the final laps of a Figure 8 rally en La Florida, les presentamos El Show de los Locos Addams. Our first subject on this round, because it is worth mentioning that according to our calendars here at the ambulatory office in Issy-Les-Mx, the Almanac shows that The Inquisition, that particular awesome period of torture, gossip and innuendo was established in México on November 4th —1571. And in Japan, but in 1941 the Rising Sun flag initiated lo que en Español se conoce como la guerra de los gases… and we are not talking about them “Taco Tuesday lingering smells”, no! I mean these things were Toxic, and in this particular case, Toxic should be spelled with Two Tee’s.


Mini-intermedio: ahorita son las 18h en “la oficina”, desde donde el staff escribe:

Buenas Tardes, Lo Bueno de éste Blog
es de que El Santo Oficio no lo ve…
—y que en México, Dios anda de vacaciones…
mientras ‘el asunto’ en Venezuela se sofoca.

El reloj en Las Américas del Cousin Joe [El Pariente Pepe; no relation to any racist iconography] sigue asincrónico. El Show del Café dio paso a Stephanie Rule a las 14h.

One-cold minute screen captures follow:

[…]


TimeStamp: the Bottom of the High-noon hour
In Central Europe it is: 12:05 on a “Sunny Afternoon.”
In the U.K., the Counter-part to Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, the Secretary of State John Kerry concurs with this blog: The American Election —an institution by all means, regardless of Mr. Brokaw— is a fucking Circus. Secretary Kerry didn’t use ‘the’ exact same words but this is a Fucken Blog, we can paraphrase.


"Someone's knocking at the door, someone's Ringing The Bell…do me a favor—open the Gates, and let them,": [Cut]. | Uso justo de todos los aniversarios in Political Junkies news.

“Someone’s knocking at the door, someone’s Ringing The Bell…do me a favor—open the [Gates], and let them,”: [Cut]… Scene 3, Episode 3 —Year2016. | Uso justo de todos los aniversarios in Political Junkies news.

TimeStamp: the last quarter of the 10 a.m. Joy in París.
Yeahhhhhh!
Right now, The Vatican is mediating in Venezuela
and swinging with Protestants in Sweeden.
MeatBalls con Lentejas for everyboddy….
Yuppiiiiii!
And in China, the New FoxxConn edition of a StealthFighter was unveiled.

Dear Cousin Joe… y también, Willie and the PoorBoys of IT over at Le Buzz-feed_de-France [that last key word in this particular space means fodder in French; y piltrafa, en Espagnol] and to quote your teammate Brian Williams, “We can now [cast-type] that Election —2016, is in 7 days,” …or something like that.

Anygüey Cousin Joe the thing is, that without the good people at Buzzfeed networks —and the Zabludovsky’s by ex-tension at a BanquetHall  at  inside of the UNESCO [SPONSORED no LESS by the ALJAZEERA Networks] this chapter for my Draft would not have been made a virtual reality over the Interwebs.

El maratón al próximo martes continua con el Hijo del Capitán Ben L. Willard, Alex Furlong en el papel de Emilio Estevez… McCandless retoma su papel de un hombre con mucho dinero encarnado La Piel de Donald Trump.

El maratón al próximo martes continua con el hijo del Capitán Ben¹ L. Willard, [Alex Furlong], quien regresa a los circuitos de las carreras en el papel de Emilio EstevezMcCandless el villano de la entregaretoma el papel de un hombre con mucho dinero y encarna al mismo tiempo, a ese güey que porta La Piel de Donald Trump. El Coronel Kurtz hace un aparición muy—pero muy breve en el último episodio de Drunk History [Versión USA] para comunicarles Con Todo Respeto, de que en muchas partes del mundo hoy se celebra el Día de los Santos Inocentes, es decir los niños que murieron por causas naturales, por accidentes, —o mismo que a lo mejor  se pudieron haber perdido o ahogaron en el algún desierto o mismo en el Mar Mediterraneo— o que fueron bombardeados por algún país, en algún conflicto en donde los rifles de grueso calibre generan muchas divisas. Mañana es El Día de Todos los Santos [es decir, todos los que no somos inocentes, pero pues eso ya lo cubriremos mañana… ahorita el Pariente Pepe (Cousin Joe) no quiere hablar de su buena amiga, la Señora Donna Brazile]. ¿Quién sabe que pasaría con esa señora? La pobre perdió su trabajo en CNN [o algo así] … El que sigue libre y muy campante por los circuitos del club de los corazones maquiavélicos es Paul Manafort [director se puede decir, de la carpa de Donald Trump en El Circo de la Elección —2016] quién a pesar de tener supuestos nexos [por correspondencia en los interwebs] con  el jefe de RT News, el mismo quien se llama [Sepa Más, Cabrón… o Cabrona!!!] Vladimir Putin…  in other News: Russia has leaked coming events, should Donald Trump win this year’s election, “People are saying that Mr. Putin” is going to send Dire Straits to perform [for Donald Trump] a versión of Mick Taylor’s —Under “his” thumb— at the next Presidential Inaguration Ceremony, which is scheduled to take place in Washington D.C. sometime in the month of January 2017. Passes for that event, at Ticket billettierie are already sold-out.

[Email-reminder follows]… catch you at the U-Turn shaped Curve, in México: Ayrton Sena da Silva team is in Full-Effect.

Las curvas de la Pax, ¿cuál? ¿Amen?… Right now, in the last minutes of the 19h in Paris, a guy Named Ben is doing Dylan Different and it sounds like he's a-knocking on A Better Place's Door. | Uso justo de todos los medios.

Las curvas de la Pax, ¿cuál? ¿Amen?… Right now, in the last minutes of the 19h in Paris, a guy Named Ben is doing Dylan Different and it sounds like he’s a-knocking on A Better Place’s Door. | Uso justo de todos los medios.

…and oh, Brian: this is not “an eye for an eye” news. These are just the facts, and nothing but Signs that originally started to develop in the Vicinity of Mull-Hollande Drive [in France].

PS:
Dear Rachel, do you know what the Macarena is “all” about?
Oh, it is Lurid and it’s actually the “pg-13” version for an Adult version of ‘the’ Scooby-Doo…
Rule 34 is being invoked here,
so don’t shoot the messenger.


TimeStamp: [Frame in progress… but regardless, it is just after Midnight in L.A.]

This frame is not complete…yet. | Uso justo de timeanddate . com [our favorite source for: The Times].

This frame is not complete…yet. | Uso justo de timeanddate . com [our favorite source on this side of the ‘participants’ for: The Times].


Dear Nicole… you got it! … TimeStamp: the first Quarter of the 0400 hrs CET; in New York—it is, The 11th Hour.

The staff only sees an officially approved bicycle seat from the Kiss Army; and of course Donald Trump with a very oddly shaped "clown nose".

With regards to the Jezebel’s staff [we] can only see an officially approved Kiss Army bicycle seat; and of course, Donald Trump with a very oddly shaped “clown nose”. TimeStamp: The 5  o’Clock a.m. section of the 24-hour pie. | The staff duty personnel here is going to take nap. Please Let the People Vote. All candidates should shut their fucken pie-hole up. Dearest Nicole, with all due respect, the staff here will catch-up with your wisdom —in 11 hours.


Dear Rachel, love your Halloween costume, but you’re no Velma.

Still, you are the most awesome host…
and perhaps —even— with the most.
Trademark or not.
Sincerely: the Staff.

TimeStamp an ‘exceptional’ early-edition of TRMS: 0233 hrs., CET.

"There are no local stories," …when you look out of Eddie Vedder's front porch you'll notice that it's time for the 7th-inning Stretch.

There are no local stories*,” …when you look out of Eddie Vedder’s front porch you’ll notice that it’s time for the 7th-inning Stretch. | *as heard on one-each in-house advertorial over at ‘the’ MSNBC.


Right now:
The staff is looking from for some old files regarding
a Mexican sent to Las Filipinas.
If we find  it  these files… we’ll do a Special Edition on Derek and them Bones.
[If you read “them bones” in a Lin Manuel Miranda’s voice,
you will hear “the dominos” hit the table or the board.]

Staff continues to search for the Mexican in Las Filipinas folder… | Uso justo de todos los medios.

Staff continues to search for the Mexican in Las Filipinas folder… | Uso justo de todos los medios.


Hola! En Europa ahorita es la media noche.
Y lo bueno de éste blog, es de que Chris Matthews no lo ve.
Lo bueno de la carrera electoral en Nueva York es de que Hillary Clinton
va ganando, sin importar la intervención del F.B.I. en asuntos de una votación.

Right now, Dr. Jonathan Capehart is growing a beard
… dear Jonathan, we already have a Dr. Cornel West.
Just kidding.
However on that same toneKaisch  (John, one-each from Ohio)
just played the Clown card  by  while trying to be a Maverick.
Dear Governor, please leave the Joking to the people not seeking office
or a “Stable” Future in the U.S. of A…
Like the russians and Paul Manafort.
…”people are saying,” that Paul Manafort is into
breeding Arabian Horses, zebras, and other assorted asses.
If your read “people are saying,” … in a Golden Corral voice,
“You might be a RedNeck.” 
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Uso justo de la interpretación del Himno Nacional Mexicano, orquestado por Damaso Pérez Prado. Salud Ted, Salud.

Uso justo de la interpretación del Himno Nacional Mexicano, (AKA-Mambo No. 7) orquestado por Dámaso Pérez Prado. Salud Ted, Salud. | … y uso justo de todos los medios, especialmente aquellos diseñados para de medir “momentos”.


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