Hey, Negrita! You know W.H.O. dances like 👄 Jagger?

🕺🏿 The Godfather of S.O.U.L.


… and Tina Turner went:

May 3,

Aussi, on a day like Today in Hilo, Hawaii (Chris Hayes) The Anne Frank House museum opens in Amsterdam, Netherlands. Anne Frank, the epitome of all house arrests (think about it before you complain about not being able to go to the beach, or the mall, or… to church) was a real victim of just a few in control, Mr. DAVID ICKE. I, Armando Segovia mention this little nugget because i did happen to catch your interview on “the” LondonTV show. Sadly, sir, your proposition that the “Stay–in–Place” orders apply to Godwin’s Law is a bit off; just like the lady in the Great State of Illinois who thought of protesting about the COVID–19 Stay-at-Home orders with the same nazi slogan placed on the gate of the Dachau and Auschwitz “happy camps”. At any rate, Mr. Icke, it’s a damn shame that your presentation of SATURN IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, or something like that was taken down from the interwebs, i, armando segovia really, really liked that one, i personally find it more entertaining than all of your other LIZARD PEOPLE sketches. Now, Mr. Icke, because Eye Knows that you won’t read this most non–consequential blog, Eye is only going to say this ONCE: STOP INCITING impresionable white supremacists with your dangerous points of view. And sir, you are looking at IT! Wrong, it is not about YOU (or your followers) catching the COVID-19 virus, but rather, Sir, about all you motherfuckers spreading the disease.


Six Minutes… Six Minutes… Six Minutes, and then add at least TWO More, but only if your hands are like D.A.T. D.A.R.E “Old Dirty Bastard”, —nails. If youse a regular “Chuck”, then Twenty Seconds should do the trick.

Get On Your Good Foot .::.

Get On Your Good Foot .::. CA95CDAD-5FCB-44D1-BB6F-7FE25314ACA9 🗣 https ://youtube .com /watch? v=tdjr1sFvXZw

In Ohio news, please be advised D.A.T. the idiots in the so-called “Make america great again” are in no way represented by the ADJECTIVE “that”, the PRONOUN “that”, the DEMONSTRATIVE “that”; and AS It! Will INDICATE, D.A.T. is definitively NOT a RELATIVE of ÇA!

And, PLEASE, please, please,— PLEASE! Don’t you D.A.R.E. bunch the ADVERB “there” with Donald John Trump, and furthermore, A.M. Joy, if that is your real time-slot on “the new Republican Brady Bunch”, ON D.A.T. Issue, the ADVERB “there” will join LÀ (con acento, —of course) in EL LAY, for some Mexican RICE—VOILÀ!


In the BOOK Review section of this most non–Consequential blog, we [the staff] are happy to relay to our non–reading audience at the Associated Press, D.A.T., “Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag”, INDEED, Ladies in Gemini, former U.S. National Security Advisor, Susan Rice, has awarded u.s. the task of TRANSLITERATING to Castellano her Book, “Pandemics for dummies”. Ms. Rice requested that we [the staff] make it easy to read for the Andrés Manuel López Obrador cabinet officials (y para doña Tati Clouthier, también) so we [the staff] went ahead and started with the TITLE: PANDEMÍAS PARA PENDEJOS


Over in New Jersey, “Knuckleheads” be warned! Former Philadelphia mayor illegitimate son, Joshua Johnson and a masked (and dressed to kill) catholic choir go-go girl Linsey Riser are ready to fight. and with D.A.T., Rev. Sharpton öüï’s gonna call it the night; the staff promises to insert the “visuals” for the test as the night develops. Anygüey Rev., it’s James Brown’s birthday and happening right now on this side of the S.P.E.C.T.R.U.M., Rick James is opening up the Celebration with a mashup of “Get On The Good Foot“ and “Super Freak… to the Bone”.

N° 2517 CLES DU JOUR — L’ŒIL de Derek Zoolander

Thought of the T.H.E.Y.:
Pg. 15 … [E]ye never met a Vin, that Eye, never liked, —except one.


https ://rss .cnews .fr /pdf/NEP/20200122


Mannequins are human, Aussi

Mannequins are human, Aussi .:. 7F92E5B6-86C3-4B3B-9970-EE96A885EB80 💋 Not content with appropriating all sorts of indigenous people’s cultural patrimony for the “exclusive” benefit of SWEATSHOP owners in “shit hole” places like New York City in the United States of Ivanka Trump, the very French took it upon themselves to appropriate the sad situation of  the  her “daddy’s” asylum detention Centers along the Mexico/U.S. border.

In an unprecedented move not seen since the invention of the number three, the French take it upon themselves to invent the « Trifecta », and of course gambling addictions would never be the same; also, on a day like today, the Swiss arrange the security detail for the Pope in Rome.

En Hilo, Hawaii (96720) es Una antes de la medianoche, and on the Russian part of that archipiélago, doña Tati, —It’s the 11th Hour of Wednesday the 22nd of January, n°2517 of CNEWS-matin. In LOCAL Motion news, Eddy Currents are expecting a low flux beginning tomorrow, Thursday, January 23 beginning at 02h00 in Central Siren Times. Sources close to Oliver Benkemoun report a BLACK FRIDAY on both the Metro 🎱 and RER 🚆 network of rails of the Panamenian underground.

Meanwhile, at the American Embassy in Jerusalem

Meanwhile, at the American Embassy in Jerusalem .:. 36285F56-8EF0-4527-9C13-B0E4D0406D41 🕍🛤⌛️⚒ Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo sends news from SAN JOSÉ, Dylan’s Telegram reads: Tocayo, please relay to Vampire One that Mexico is in the bag. Good news, for the Trump administration, Mexico (under AMLO y su Karnal MARCELO) is now our greatest Migration Policy Proxi.
P.S. Tell the big Golf Ball sucker that the non–invite for the Shoah commémoration is a “blessing” in disguise as it gives the Supreme Vampire, Our Lorde Vlad, the opportunity to Shine in the Spotlight.


* The sources of Robert Zimmerman’s telegram to Sam.gov@u.s./dept-of–state/israel/jerusalem:

https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2020/01/22/politica/004n2pol

11 de el Mañana en hora Central de la OtanMO

M2–Bradley Fighting Vehicle

Monumento a la estulticia


BATTLESTATIONS — BATTLESTATIONS 🚶🏽‍♂️4FE2B2CF-5D49-446E-BA37-899568718E75 —_•¡•_— Attention battle stations, the following must be read in a Professor CHAOS voice (South Park, episode 6, season 6).

Kasie Dc and Senator* Dan

“You gotta give it to Trump, when he is right,” dice Senator Dan, he is cleared of any person’s collateral damage/murder, trespass, abuse of power, and pussy-grabbin’ that he commits.

The thing, Senator Crenshaw is that what really really, really really reely gets my coconuts^* Down-under, pointing North, is the Venn diagram argument which you went ahead and spieled-bite©️ during the F.O.ist part of your Sunday night interview on the Em#es@EnBeeSee, because it {sets} your cavalièresque eye patch  of  {scratch D.A.T.} on the “The earth is flat and Eye believe  that even scientists are entitled to « their” opinion” camp.

https ://www .msnbc .com /kasie-dc/watch/rep-crenshaw-when-we-talk-about-all-the-intel-out-there-I-WAS-THE-GUY-COLLECTING-THAT-INTEL-76567621632

^* As described by:
Chick Hazard, Private Eye

Thyme delayed screen-grab

Thyme delayed screen-grab .:. 5DEFE247-9380-4759-995A-103B116EF926 🥥 Dear, Senator Dan “dingleberry” Crenshaw, the good thing about this most non-consequential “Cartucho” is that your CONGRESSIONAL powers don’t read u.s., because if you “collude” with San Antonio, —por decir— you could make of our lives [at staff] a living hell even with one eye closed.

Of course, Senator Crenshaw, our point of view comes from a perspective that goes beyond “Las HONDuras” of what an « Economic Hitman tag team » such as the one made up with the likes of a Madison Avenue “Jarhead” Kushner and the Evil SuperFresa (and “art” collector) Bernardo Gómez of “los soldados del Nuevo presidente” fame. Any güey, Senator Crenshaw, the Evil live Duo del Consejo Mundial del la Triple “TEE-Mecs” is in need of a “referee” para « el pancracio », qualifications for this BlackBooks mission is that you keep one eye closed when Madison Avenue Kushner and SuperFresa Gómez somersault their way to “El Museo de Los Museos” y no chingaderas, como el Louvre… in the ME part [suggested by Trump] for the North Atlantic Treaty Org.

Time stamp: 18h00  15/01/2020 in Central Europe Time; High noon at Fip Central Station.

Time now

Time now in Hilo, Hawaii is 0100 hours on January 16, 2020 .:.

… [A]nd we are off to them races, sort of, so let Mî direct your attention to the direction on this Güey we call the President of the United States, Senator Crenshaw and, establish the Venn circle, which {sets} yet the SAME “fondo” as them old Mexican politicians used to say, to go ahead and give “FORMA” to the thing that worries Western Style Democracy because of the politics of “El Libro Vaquero”… TIMEstamp right now is THE 11th Hour of DAY 1092 in a New York Minute of the official swearing–in of all the ACTUAL Senators in Washington, D.C., which makes it Day 1093 for Mí, in the Trump Era (of Vladimir Putin) —in Paris, France, as Eye, —motherfucker— relay: The Rest of The Story.

The school as a backdrop

The school as a backdrop .:. 6E2909F2-3E67-4DAD-B5F4-BA4AD0ED9773 🎒 Just like the time that the little “Texas” arbusto CEO got the news that his Administration was being attacked by SAUDI ARABIA, punto y coma

Also, in Australia, R.A.I.N. began to fall on an Australian Open (range) no word if any fauna is left to see the Beetles show. Just don’t mention it to Gov. Rick Perry because that dumb horses-ass sonovabitch might actually buy tickets (with W.I.C. funding) to have Bettsy DeVoss brother (the Prince) go see about that S.H.O.W.

Timestamp is Friday, and THANK GOD for Brazil, Senator Crenshaw; because MUCH LIKE TEXAS it’s a land larger than LIFE, and you know —motherfucker— what THEM “sonofabitches” SONSOFBITCHES (como usted comprendra) at the White House say about LIFE, “they” say that LIFE IS STRANGER THAN ANY French theater director INVENTING God’s (Mel Brooks) FICTION for them Frogs.

It's TEN p.m. in Hilo Hawaii

It’s TEN p.m. in Hilo, Hawaii .:. BD120F57-97AB-4346-A111-3CF96F89F975 🗺 … [A]nd in Paris, France, it’s 09 hundred hours in NatoME thymes.

And even as öüï, “run a little bit Hot tonight”, said a little angel on the cover of VH’s 1984 Paname album, we [the staff] can’t get over what seems to be a coordinated effort by Mr. Sorkin and Phil Griffin (that motherfucker) to kick Bernie Sanders to the “he is against Women, camp”. In any case Rolling Stone®️ wrote it best when they transliterated professor Melissa Harris–Perry’s “eye is not your Mammie”, just before she was silenced by Cousin Joe and « the » Studio 3–A crowd on the Morning Mika show… what–a–JOY, sista’. What a JOY, now; may Eye, please have another round of “unlimited PANcakes” from the Manifest Destiny/elDorado corral, S.V.P.‽

https ://www .rollingstone .com /politics/political-commentary / january-democratic-debate-2020-cnn-bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-938365/

Are you Phil's mammie?

Are you Phil’s mammie? .:. 32212A85-F660-4A17-9ADB-973B42D81929 ♟You know, Sista Reed, body language experts (under controlled conditions) are as reliable as a Lie detector in a Guantanamo Bay cell, with blood-thirsty Navy Seals doing the controlling; if, Sista Joy, the Reverend Al Sharpton knows what Eye means… 🧘🏽‍♂️ Nice “pull”, that you wearing in D.A.T. frame ⬆️ above, SAY there Sista’ are you wearing it as a TRIBUTE, or as a “subliminal” shout-out to the Senator who likes to wear–out Daphne’s Scooby–Doo trademark COLOR? Perhaps you are just happy to See u.s.? Which one is it Sista Reed?


The following is a Time–delayed entry, Time-now:

En Francia

… [Y] en Francia, hoy martes 14 de Enero del 2020 (this is a Thyme-delayed entry), también “salió El Sol”.

Coming attractions:

De los mismos productores que retiraron personal castrense (entrenado por la afamada gendarmería francesa, y diferentes escuelas de Las Américas) en la carretera Casas Grandes – Agua Prieta y, “El trenecito Maya”:

Llega una actualización paralela y en harmonía con, “Las fuentes de doña Vilma”.

So What!

So what! .:. B36FCD52-1488-41CC-A11A-C07F5A47AF30 —_•!•_— Si no son oficiales, son parte del Show; venga una “Estela” del pueblo bueno, pues.

… [Y] bien, para eso están, y en contexto, el monumento de la manzana de la captura de arriba responde a las demandas de Javier Sicilia y El Movimiento Ciudadano con Justicia y Dignidad de la semana que Kasie Hunt se perdió durante su gira artística por las maternales, –o algo así.

Lo cierto es

Por aquéllos días; 2010 para ser exactos, la Ruta Centenario y Bicentenario fue adornada con marcadores conmemorativos (fantasmas de la carretera) que señalaban el kilometro y la carretera por dónde se transitaba .:. 14E27079-3314-45E0-90C4-2250069B1C01

Timestamp: 09:20 in Central OtAnMí
15 de enero del 2020
— The following is an Ap Date in reel–thyme, right now and just to BEE perfectly clear (as Gabonese crude oil) the frame below es un patrón de lo prometido por El Presidente nuestro de todos los Díaz, —en tierra apache, yaqui, menona y, también mormona:

Carretera a Casas Grandes

Carretera a Casas Grandes .:. 8BE2338D-45B2-48B5-9655-C5AB55D20E97 🛣 Imagine D.A.T., {if, and also if} “them” people under Mitt Romney’s TEE–MEX for Canucks can get away and bamboozle “We The People” in El Ey! Imagine what an Official U.S./Canada Consular inspector might be able to get away with once inside Recursos Humanos en cualquier maquila and/or Inglés Sin Barreras call center in Senator Bonilla’s (Morenista de San Diego, California) Mexicali — Tijuana tittie joint.

… Estimada, doña Tati, por favor espere señal de humo, desde “El País”:

Hora actual: 22h23 Hora de Europa Central; 20/01/2020

En contexto, la nota que iba a entrar en este espacio, reservado para “El Racismo que Mexico,” según los tíos de El País “—no ve”, fue sacada de la pista por no tanto, —apunto— por ignorancia; ni tampoco ingenuidad de parte de la diputad federal por el partido de el actual presidente de Los Estados Unidos Mexicanos, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, —sugiero— que es más bien algo así como una inercia institucionalizada o pereza profesional para el puesto que algún politico suele ocupar, check it out doña Tati:

El joven, Edgardo —@edgarberit— le recordó a usted que durante la campaña del entonces candidato a presidente de México, “A•bo•gó” por una supuesta estrategia de seguridad nacional, y por eso, siendo que usted es traductora de textos, no haya entendido el contexto de la queja de un chavo que no debería de estar preocupado por la violencia alrededor de su entorno; al parecer, señora diputada, si Diego Luna no protagoniza una novela de narcos con doña Kate, o mismo con el sr. Sean Penn, entonces “las siglas” no son detonadores como para discernir de lo que se está tratando en equis tema, —por ejemplo— yo, armando segovia me pase parte de la mañana de el pasado sábado tratando de entender a CUÁLES PINCHES BOLETOS, usted se refería en el tweet que provocó la ira de @edgarberit, no fue hasta unas horas después, cuando armando serrano prieto vió de reojo LA INSOLITA y Reverenda estupidez de rifar el avión “de Peña”; lo primero que el staff de este tan intrascendente blog pensó ante un reflejo de usted en el retrovisor fue lo siguiente, PINCHE “TATIS”, ¿de a cuánto sale la tenencia por un avión de semejante envergadura en San Pedro Garza García?