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• Ingenuity helicopters a Red section of Helios territory

In SPORTS:
Bobby Beasley takes pole at The 150th R.A.T.P.* Wacky Poetry Race á la Île-de-France.

— To celebrate the occasion el restaurant-bar “El Olimpo“ de La Colonia ROMA was awarded the contract to slice the carpaccio out of the elephants and other assorted exotic beasts from the Municipal Zoo à Vincennes. Celebrity A-list for this gala includes Mario Vargas Llosa,  Enrique Peña  Nieto, a Su Majestad El Rey [de España] y, por supuesto al papá de Luís Miguel.

[Illustration of thinly sliced Elephant from the Vincennes Municipal Zoo]

🗣 Extras! Extras in Paris!!! Get your Extras before they go the way of le pain perdu.

The choice of the new generation… Coke is for wetbacks, y la budWAYser pa’braceros. .:. A quick programming note: NON-readers of this blog are reminded that the month of April 2021 will allot a portion of its space to Last Month’s news To They as part of Spring clean-up and maintenance.

• Not to be outmoxied by NIKE, La Pecsi (a PepsiCo subsidiary in the Golden Triangle in México) lands deal on Red Hot Issue involving aliens.

🗣 Extra, extraaaaterrexistential news. Get your extraaaaterrexistential news before they switch it over to Jupiter.

Bianca se Salvó, because Inka ran out of tinta, and so Nic, Nic had to drop a letter from his jolly good name.

In the mean time, in Hilo, Hawaii, it’s 10 pm — at the Police Commissariat near Alesia (75014) the time there is already Tuesday (punto y coma) meet us over at Page 6 of last month’s La Crise de La Croix du Covid–19 of N° 41972 de LA CROIX.

Jump to page 6 of LA ✝️.