Tag Archives: Sonia Carneiro — BFM TV

Skiuz Mí, while I 🌬️ blow a Kiss to Carneiro on her ear

Let the Record Show, Alicia Menendez, that, “her ear” on a mirror is closer to Ewe than Carneiro’s “rear eh”.

– Knock, knock.

Let’s have some cabrito en Monterrey, Cabrona. Unless you prefer pizza… that’s just across the Gulf of America in the Benghazi Bourough of Mar-a-Lago… watch the Ali-gators.

 

— Whose there?

Your turn, next time you surface from the ground, the Great State of Mar-a-Lago is sending U.S. her Best and Brightest eclipsed pupils.

 

– PROVEchoso.

Once upon a time sur les jupes de fip 🧜‍♀️… Clyde was a fag and Bonnie a dyke.

 

— Provechoso who?

I heard that you might be in need of an Alligator wrasler.

Over at BFMer’s Kitchen, La Güera Wira is casting Asparagus on the Tribunal de Justice in Alésia… trou 🕳️ fact, Pepa. It’s Bueno for Ewe. I guarantee, IT! 🐰

Sprechen sie Deutsch, Sonia?

Extra 💳 crédit 👍

In this section of the x-tra credit of the race, the présenter will take a trip through history, « à bicyclette ».

 

In this section, Notre rendezvous requires that the pundit explain the German election of February 2025 using chapter XIII of the Book of War, in Taiwan Standard Times.

Note to the garden 💅 lady at BFM… 10 extra credits for wearing Red 👠 .

The White Elephant and Capricornia at BFM’er TV

Grab yer’ Mimosas or même yer’ MEADE, Sonia… Eye likes yer’ Buckle but Ewe, missy, are missing a feather 🪶.

Musical guest: my favorite Togolese del viejo Lyon, Vaudëäü Game and their 2025 hit

Cą IRA, Solo, cą IRA 😡

¿Sabra Cabreiro? Cabra 🐐 Sabrá.

And starring as The White Elephant at The Olympic Village, « It’s Mimosa Carneiro » who is coming (literally) from the Siege of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet, Tony Palma, the ancienne Director of l’Agora de Emmaüs, is there, but mister Palma is keeping a tight lip because the Fraud, Waste, and Abuse at the Siège of l’Abbé Pierre at Châtelet is “political³”.

My name is Armando Segovia and i am running for DNC Chairman. And Marianne… your buttons don’t match your chest 🧰… let me fix it. Trust Mí, Eye fixed Marty Feldman’s pupillary disonance. Öüï knows how to dot the i’s, the Ewe’s, and even the Eau’s.

100 days of their lives.

Next on “They’s of Our Lives”, it’s Las Aguas de Brentwood on the Sunset 🌴🔥 🎥 🎬 Strip.

 

³~. Tony Palma’s actual words, when confronted FOR ANSWERS regarding a sexual assault in the interior of Emmaüs Agora in February, 2020.