It’s all downhill from here : agosto al costo³

On the menu: Eye swear that I am not making this up 🍲… most unfit president hypocritically brings back Fitness Tests… President Trump didn’t even make it through BOOT 🪖 CAMP

Sin Hondo no Hay Paraiso

No insistas Susana Poveda, for the love of money… y Jesus Aussie. Youse One of My Kind.

Donald Trump is a fat overweight fuck. The first lady (ME-LANIA) dreams of Obama’s 🍍 big 🍍 phat cock 🍍in her oyster 🦪 shell Évry night.

Love handles and spurs

Love handles and spurs, add a rich influential dad and Fuck Vietnam… and that’s TRIPLE HUSSEIN on Trump’s bitch, ISSY-don… she’ll like it too!!! Ask the 🪶 Redskins.

Conchas bien belgas con papas a la francesa con PIÑA hawaiana and some onion-looking salad.

https ://www .epicurious .com /recipes /food /views /caldo-de-oso-mine-workers-fish-soup

Caldo de Oso… and if your name is PROFESSOR Johanne Grazia Poisson at the AP-HP at Issy-les-Moulineaux, doctor… I swear that Gustavo Martínez had nothing to do with my demise.

³~. Sponsored by WhattaBurger and Soup Sandwich Groceries de la calle Stanton en El Paso, Texas… casi esquina con Los Auténticos Decadentes y La Maldita Vecindad de los bisnietos GENTRIFICADOS del Panteón Rococó en la panadería del Yorch.

Once Upon A Time in The West.

Meanwhile at BrUTEP,  pues en Miner ⛏️ Village no pasa nada because UTEP became the I.C.E. Academic Laboratory back in 2007. Zita Arocha cannot and should not, allow me to lie because I, Armando Segovia, told that lovely CUBANA that Eye was going to write a BLOG about a West Texas Town in El Paso, and that Town’s name is Ciudad Juárez, where my friend Gustavo got drunk, crossed the Bridge and then the son-of-bitch took a piss en El Segundo Barrio de mister ROMO (el dorado ⛽).

Oh lawdy lawd! Excellent choice Ms. Gay

Note to Eddie Gloude II:

Pennies From Heaven or how I made an early start making sure not to be late and been UP so long it ALL looks DOWN to Mí… You’re gonna like the way you look in the morning from The Night Before.

 

For today’s segment context, Peofessor at Princeton, Eddie (son of) Gloude is on political hiatus, who can blame him, the Department of Defense just turned back the clock to Tuskegee Airmen times. In the meanwhile, as New Jersey succumbs to A.I., Professor Gloude is going to…

Nigga’ Plz… The Freedom of ’76 has already been WEENed out, ask that bald guy from L.A. (now from Brooklyn) so piss up a rope, if you can’t guess the Track.

I’m Still Here, AUSSIE. Eight Days A Week.

Play ball! Let the Filipino boy enter the Diamond and let The Catcher eat cake. For the record, “yesterday’s” section in Translation and Interpretation featured a false friend that moonlights… as a calc, —Aussie! As a CALC!!!

It’s True History and Grocery Shoping and for that you have to break down “los mandados”, as in:

El güey que le hace los mandados a Trump, Pete Hegseth.

Introduction to Venn Diagrams 101 or how Donald Trump got punked by a stonger child next to the Resolution Chop-block.

 

Yes, Terry, but it takes tú, to polka. I reckon that the last time that Uncle Sam sent aeroplanos to La Sierra Madre, Bob Dylan’s gramPaw was taking over The Watchtower with Pancho Villa and… Eek-a-Mouse was eating burritos con El Centauro en Tijuana on his way to I-95. Look it up, it’s the soundtrack to Bullfight Tickets to “the shady side”.

Or, you could just catch a Paul McCartney dive concert for $50 quids at Hell’s Kitchen but, Mara Gay, you better hurry ‘cus it’s going FAST.

And, Kelly Covachita… En Once TV, “Pobres de Los Niños”

Breaking NEWS:

Disclaimer: Esto es un Simulacro de Tensión con “los enanitos verdes”…

https ://old .reddit .com /r /ThatsInsane/comments /td7ocf /ukraine_releases_edited_video_of_mock_attack_on/PARIS

LE BRANLY HAS LEFT THE QUAI… Palace de Justice à Saint–Ouen is Shattered.

The Mexican Army just bombed PANAME.

So, Kelly, the Putinescos are pulling a BORDERLINE NARRATIVE… coincidentally, this post is sponsored by El Jabón del Perro Agradecido y La GASOLINERIA de elDorado del Segundo Barrio, casi esquina con Concordia y las dunas del Poleo.

Fandanguillo de Turina.

And, Kelly CobiElla, (sorry about mispelling your name) anyhow, this is not a theme and any of THEE events described on this blog, even the one’s from that Old West Texas Town of El Paso, Ciudad Juárez and, Yavoriv — are entirely based on the Fictional Characters of the Original “South Park”, ese, called “El Chamizal”

En proceso n° 2367:

Our Gang — The Little Rascals… producto de El “Bienestar” de Ándres Manuel López Habra-Door.

Well, you’ve HO’id about “Alfalfa »… It’s Knot one of THOSE, this here is ‘Our Gang’ in Chiapas, and that’s PASTOJO in Bleu.

https ://www .elfinanciero .com .mx /nacional /2022/03/11 /amlo-admite-que-escribio-comunicado-a-parlamento-europeo-no-pueden-faltarnos-al-respeto/

https ://www .wordreference .com /enfr /bleat

The following text was transliterated from BLEAT, which of course as Évry body knows is the sound that sheeps and goats make, —in English. For the Spanish TRANSLITERATION of this most important BÊLEMENT to the MEXICAN president just add an “ES” at the end of the BALIDO, as so: BLEATes.

“(¿Usted redactó este texto?) 
, en el viaje (a Chiapas). Con Jesús y otros compañeros”, 
reconoció AMLO.

https ://www .wordreference .com /es /translation .asp ?tranword =BALAR

Copia y Pasta³:
THE BIG PREMIERE, de gauche à droite, George ‘Spanky’ McFarland, Darla Hood, Robert Blake, (présenté comme Mickey Gubitosi), Shirley Coates, Carl ‘Alfalfa’ Switzer, 1940.

³.~ https ://fr .alrm .pt /here-s-what-happened-kids-from-little-rascals -2020

MALOnna squeezes lunches from the little indian kids, from whom THAT MOTHERFUCKER drew the INSPIRATION to write his « Sheeple » manifesto to Strasbourg.