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Pay Attention, Alicia Menendez… The Real Tesla 🌐

Your insurer won’t cover, IT!? ¿Ya valió verga su seguro para La Influencia? Take Five and head over to the DREAMERS Hall.

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

[Track 9, And All That Jazz]

Have no fear, Alicia Menendez, this is how youse gonna play it and the first thing that you must remember is that there is no such thing as Future 🫨 Shock. Any hoot Penelope, this are the stops on of this journey and the second thing to remember is to avoid AT ALL COSTS la puta de Santiago de Compostela …. wait, don’t look back at La RUTA, not la puta de Compostela, and don’t talk to Emilio Estavez there, that son of bitch will repossess your FREQUENCY HOP signal code, but also because Vigo is right around the corner and that’s where Francisco Franco’s HOMBRES G headquarters are dug-in. It’s 1936 and from here you SHOOT STRAIGHT TO DURANGO.

The following is a political advertorial written way before The Dead Sea Scrolls were even put into pulp (fiction) for the más-es, ese.

My name is Armando Segovia
and I am running for
DNC CHAIR, man!

The Real Tesla 🗼📜

And Fuck, Wellstone! Aussie.. and Luke RUSTARD, of the Meat 🐂 The 🦚 Press markets… fuck you too!

Breaking in Paris… Road Blocks from 2025

Musical Guest:
Elvis-es 51 Chiens de My Way  güey…

SILENZIO !!!
🎬
Psycho Killer

As with the building of The Berlin Wall, The East/West section of the Parisian Quadrants are currently adorned with New roadblocks straight out of the set of The Running Man.

Oh, The Humanity, Mayor Pete, the new French Directive was to remove that fucking Spire that went up like Emilio esta vez Billy The Kid in a Blaze of Glory, and replace the coq with two red eyes.

 

Sources close to Tom Cruise say that he is spechless considering that just a few months ago he saved Paris from a school of baby Sharks fixed on eating Bérénice Bejo, especially her beaver.

To the West, the Eiffel Tower moonlights as a searchlight, searching for so-called “abortion-happy” humanoids with attached vaginas on The Run.

Upon hearing about this developing chronicle, Martin Sheen set sail from Santiago de Compostela to Paris Café in Londonium to put his Full Metal Jacket on.

Synopsis: Donald John Trump won the November 5, 2024 election and by January 6 of 2025, the entire Western Democracy on the MorJo Show had fallen in line to a “Post-Roe” world where woman were stripped of their most precious gift (of life) and registered throughout the New World as “humanoids with vaginas”.

Publicity stunt from the Nation of Londonium at The Magic Circus.

Charlie Sheen for his part got some AIDS to help him get his Orange Crush and of course his Regulators Cowboy Hat on.

Ladies in Gemini … My favorite Nazi Movie³ movie³

³~. Sponsored by, Mando, —fuck yeah 👍

Please stand by for leap-year settings 1984 / 2024.

 

In local news, little green men from the East scrambled Michael Monkee’s frequency causing a loss of signal and last night’s screen grabs got lost, punto y aparte, de cualquier manera aquí no ha pasado nada, o como dicen los franceses, tout va bien, it was really much Ado about nothing.

Getting back to them political realities, here’s last night’s Nicole Mêlendez-es—es Show:

This show has not been rated yet.

 

Aside from that, I can’t believe that it has only been 9 years since the X games of the 1984 Olympics, time sure flies when youse down and out like a Beverly Hills clochard en Châtelet.

My Favorite Nazi Movie 🍿 featuring Sigmud Freud as a stand-up comedian.

And, Sam … “don’t Bogart that joint! », period!

— Vania and Tampax are sipping Sangritas at Rick’s Gin Joint in La Casa Blanca, hilarity ensues when Mando walks in with a motley crew.

🎶 Gloria a Dios en las alturas…

— Sigmund Freud and Albert Einstein are drinking Single Malt Scotch in Lynchburg, Tennessee, Einstein asks Freud if he has taken a bath, Freud responds, “my God, is there one missing³? ».

Page Tú: el fruto de nuestro rendimiento³ (producción)

Sponsored by Medicated Steele Bond.

Buying bread from a man in Brussels — Getting conned with the cones, the Gall, France! The Gall.

 

³~. Rendimiento³, not to be confused with its HOMOGRAPHS in Spain, cansancio, sumisión o, subordinación, or with its SYNONYM, rédito in Adviivka, Ukraine, where Volodymyr Zelensky just surrender all of WESTERN-style democracy to Tucker Carlson and a little short Puto, named appropriately Putin.  

Domingo de Ramos follows, but First, Alicia is Having a Bad hair They in Rio, but not in Brasil  —in el malecón de El Bravo.

 

With that out of the güey, Öüï now return to our previous programming where Shinny turns into a verb and proceeds to climb in an awkward manner, literally, but don’t take my word for, IT!… just head over to the Mexican side of the Texas border to see a crippled Phuck³ climb up the Confederacy pole.

³~. Not to be mixed with a puck, because that’s a different weight, shape, and form.

Mussita, all the pills that fit into a Steele Dossier, pick one 🔵 or 🔴.

Note to editors at Canal R{e}D in Madrid, and the motherfuckers at Puck News in Washington, D.C.:

Down Under it’s Men At Work.

The following is a test of The Emergency Viejas Feas BROADcast System. This is only a TEST.

Nevermind The SIMS … here comes Guy

A tale of two cities and Shiny Happy Canadians… what’s the difference?

Free City, desde El Cerro de La Silla, se deVisa una encuerada cuando empieza a°MA°necer.

Let’s begin in Monter°Rey where a street art mural criticizing “la poesía naranja” of TESLA’s takeover for the title of undisputed polluter, “verdad de Dios que sí,” was painted-over in white*, as a noun, the so-called “Regal city” SHINES a light at the dissonant headlights of Elon’s Teslas and the environmental issues that plague Tatiana Clouthier’s carbon industry strong-hold.

México S.A. de Capital Privado

Shiny Happy Pucks… and Mme, Gatel, after the break, it’s Overkill, and then I promise to finish that dang-on email that I promised Mains Libres (LOi de 1901).

 

With el sujeto d’arriva² in mind, the reason why Shiny Happy Canadians are ecstatic on their roller 🛼 skates at The Macro Plaza, is on account of a friendly match of Shinny. And sources close to the silver mining ⛏️ industry relay that Aluminium and Steel tariffs can only bring a warm fuzzy to Quebec and British Columbia plants 🏭 and smelters.

In local BROAD-casts

Hoy no hubo pipi, puro cambio de sostén.

Now few people’s name in the Whole Wide World of Sports can brag about having all of the vowels inscribed on their NOMENCLATURE, especially when it comes to the game of Shinny, if your employer pays for all of THE PUCK and all of the NEWS that stick 🏒.

Jump to Page Tú, where Guy from FREE CITY meets Otto from EL EY.