Eating their own shit to the top 🎩
“What d’Ewe mean Eye don’t believe in God?”
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… and Mika Brzezinski, you’ve Ho’id about Two Girls and, —it’s not one of those. Eye’s talking about two girls and a solo dance, not a SOLO 💩 CUP™ because that shit show is happening at PAM BONDI’s big new office with Lady Justice beaten and laying on the ground.
MARCH 2026 ISSUE :
https ://www .theatlantic .com /magazine /2026/03 /pam-bondi-trump-doj-independence
Lucky 13 for 2026 on a Red Horse from the East also ride in the months of MARCH and November, all other “Friday the 13’s” are irrelevant.
Eye Ain’t Supertitious, when a black cat passes my door, or when BALDER cowboys than Mí ride along The Watchtower, fuck you Loki ; there can only be one joker 🃏.
And, Simone Sanders, you Bad Mama Jama, Ewe… don’t go calling someone a “cowboy” until you see him riding a horse. Off-course Simone Sanders, you can go ahead and ask Maya Rupert, she’ll tell Ewe : don’t let Ali Vitali lose the thread, which is why Öüï are up too early and to witness the Countdown To The Shutdown.
Bunny Dérangement Syndrome for Dummies 🪶🥊🐰… and in case anyone missed, IT!, according the the Rolling Stone, Peso Pluma will turn into a rock and roll bitch for Ewe, if one brings up politics into an interview.
Full Disclosure for the Reverend Al SharpTone:
For all Öüï knows, Hassan Emilio “ Peso Pluma” Kabande Laija and Benito Antonio “Bad Bunny” Martínez Ocasio hang out like Salvador Sánchez and Edwin Rosario ; or even Julio César Chávez and Héctor Camacho, playing bones and snorting coke.
Owning the steers.
Again, Simone Sanders, don’t go calling someone a cowboy only because his “coco” is wearing a Resistol™, especially if it’s coming out of your co-host binder… that’s right Eugene Daniels, Eye clocked yo’ass last Sunday before the lamest Super Bowl in JEERs, in JEERs!!! Thank God for that half-time show ; now it’s on to Munich.
