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Acuérdate de la sierra, María bonita — It’s Earth they

What Shu’gonna play now?… and Jimmy Norman suggests to James, “ha’Bout a Funky Cold Mazorka!?.”

In bloom… don’t know what, It!, means?

Welcome to Earth, they. At The Drive-inn in Cannes, at la Côte d’Azur, Akira Kurosawa watched a film-doc-Ewe—mentary about a Mexican presidential candidate who saw her life flashed before her eyes as she made her way from The Mountain Top, 17 slain contenders in the lead-up to the June 2 election did not have such luck, and perhaps that’s the buried lead on this cutline.

 https ://apnews .com /article /mexico-mayoral-candidate-killed-violence-elections

Meanwhile, back at the farm, Elise Jordan shaped-shifted to cubism and not to be outdone by her new boobs, Jordania got lip augmentation injections via French Air Mail.

Uso justo de La Vache.

… don’t go anywhere, below the fold it’s a closer look with a kind reminder that Öüí don’t select the ephemeral moments of the featured day (efeméride para los muy France-es-es) nor the delivery method, Eye just demands that all of the fits are news 📰 and that all of the news fit.

Blaxploitation Unlimited presents:

El primer torero negro.

Synopsis:

And Justice for All, happy Earth Day.

https ://genius .com /Metallica-blackened-lyrics

The term blackened actually means to scar by burning, decay or bruising – You can imagine hundreds of sudden nuclear weapon detonations scarring the Earth forever – blackening it.

 

April 15… got a light? It’s basically Frost*

³~. Instead of crooked politicians it follows prince pedo.

All those years ago.

It’s the city of lights, so smoke Em# if you got Em#.

… don’t call it a shower, it’s Funky Hobo Moist Rags.

It’s high noon in Paris, the Sirens are wailin’… It’s also the FO’ist Wednesday of the month and The Louvre is free.

 

Across La Manche, it’s another edition of, “Deer Lorde!!! Eye sees Aussie’s pussy”.

Eye sees radioactive pussies Down Under.

 

Meanwhile, at Angers-sur-Sarthe, the local Scoop got a German-size schadenfreude after AC~DC found out that the Nuclear Subs from their “big brothers³”,x included in the recent submarines deal, an Outhouse in the Outback that would remain active for the next 1,333.3333333333… cycles of Haley’s Comet around Down Under’s big night sky.

The Guardian reports, and France-Ouest gets a warm fuzzy at the Mans racetrack.

https ://www .theguardian .com /world /2024 /apr /02 /poison-portal-us-and-uk-could-send-nuclear-waste-to-australia-under-aukus-inquiry-told