1 de febrero
Sabbatical Day N° 28
«The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign»
… or some Vintage stuff like that.
“Realize that everything connects to everything else.”
Leonardo da Vinci
… including, the eyebrows, so let me [Armando Segovia] fix that for you.
[Woman’s voice
Sarah Silverman]
… previously on:
“The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign
… or some Vintage stuff like that.”
Act One.
[Omnipresent voice from El Más Allá
GEORGE CARLIN narrates both the scene and the setting…
it’s January of 2017]
–Ahhh, yes! Love… (love… love
there’s nothing you can’t do that can’t be done).
[Potential female voice of
Penelope Cruz or Jennifer Lopez]
– Uhuuu, so, Donnie, as we communicated to your staff last month during the preliminary selection, our firm is going to be sponsoring the next season of the Florence Cassez documentary series: Getting Away With Murder … er, (Pffff) sorry, I meant to say ‘the’ Florence Cassez documentary series: “Women in Difficult Situatons”…
Act Two follows, but first, it’s another edition of: Did You Know that it was the French who invented the National Anthems? And that The Beatles, a band of mopheads, would eventually redefine La Marseillaise, with a little tune that started with the proposition that “All You Need is Love,” anygüey the band would reach the Top of the World on A Day In The Life, like today, but in Philadelphia, PA when they reached number one on the U.S. Billboard charts, with Their intentions To Hold Your Hand.
La teoria de «el conflicto de interes»
The following Breaking the News Update must be read in a Vintage Mono Voice of Brian Williams and it must have as a background WWII military music used in WWII theater news reels.
Man’s voice, role update
It’s been confirmed to staff, that following the downfall of the youngest French person to ever to be assigned with the care of the guideon of Radio France International, Mr. Mathieu Gallet, «Tam Tam Princesse Enterprises» was forced to make the decision today, February 1st, to drop Cervecería Modelo spokesperson, Diego Luna, from the leading role of Donnie Deutsch in the upcoming behind the scenes promo for the «Tam Tam Princesse Frida Kahlo Advertisement Ad Campaign: ¡Te Quiero Mucho Corazón!» entitled, “Another look at the Tangas, and a Glimpse at those”G-Strings” again.»
Details on the decision to let Mr. Luna go; are still to fuzzy, and the staff has not confirmed if «Beto» from Aguascalientes Canal 26 (in association with France 24) got the role.
One thing for sure is that Mr. Luna is a known close associate of Bernardo Gómez of Pantelion Films, a film production company who might have received special favors from Mr. Gallet, during the time that he was at the helm of the French, National Audiovisual Institute; and yes the staff here is referring to the Televisa Foundation during the revamp of the Year of Mexico in France.
[Female’s voice
Sarah Silverman]
We now return to ACT Two of the
«Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign»
… or some Vintage stuff like that.
[Man’s voice
Beto Gómez’ voice from AGS TV, ironically gets dubbed by Diego Luna because the «El Camerino» host doesn’t speak American.]
– Yes, Yes—Mathilde, I know that without the aid of your Dragons from the Foreign Legion, that Austro-Hungarian «hippie» Maximillian would have re-invented the Ol’BackYard; too bad that in his royal mind he actually thought that he could make a difference by planting gardens and visualizing crazy ideas like establishing a fucking zoo, I mean, pardon my French, Mathilde, but…
– You know, Mathilde, you are not like the other French that I’ve fucked excuse me, you are not like the other French that I’ve engaged with.
– The AEFE? Now wait a minute there Missy, just what kind of Cheese and what sort of Cave goes well with that Plat?
[Mathilde does a little courtious and elegant laugh; the rest of the minions in the room miss the ironic touch of Donnie’s reference to France’s 2nd Export, the Culinary Industry.
The AEFE, o como dicen allá en Banderilla, Veracruz, es la AGENCIA para la ENSEÑANZA FRANCESA en el EXTERIOR; es parte del aparato con el que Francia combate la doctrina POP-Yanqui y los Kinks del apodado British Invasion desde los tiempos de la Guerra Fría }–~~\*> ayer en Tunis; la Alianza Francesa, o sus afiliados le echaron en cara al presidente Macron el recorte de fondos para las escuelas que promueven la Civilización francesa en Tunisia, y el resto del mundo bárbaro que no habla Francés.
Coincidió que como en Mexico en el 2013, el presidente, Béji Caïd Essebsi, recibió a su homologo francés, Emmanuel Macron, en Tunis, para que el inquilino del Elíseo supervise perdón, para que el inquilino del Elíseo “Apoye” en La Transición Democratica de esa nacion del Magrheb.
“The Tam Tam Princesse Ad Campaign
… or some Vintage stuff like that.”
TimeStamp: 21h45 CET
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note to editors: please keep in mind that the production of this blog is having technical difficulties; the staff is at the mercy of time restraints and equipment availability; but the good thing about this blog, is that this is only a first draft for a more complete and revised printed version of the content found in this most inconsecuential blog… TimeStamp: 17 hours in CET on the Day of that Baby Jesus was presented to The Temple. Saludos, hoy es el Día de La Candelaría… Feliz Cumpleaños, Belen.