In Local News: Sonia Carneiro ran away with Denis (Ah-eau)

Do you remember Durango, Larry?

*~. If Ewe knows, Ewe knows. La Unión… and Susana 🧜‍♀️ PubEda, no need to thank Mí for this weekend’s SUN 🌞… It’s the promise of La Candelaria and My Birthday 🎈.

Black History Month – Woman is the DEI of The White House.

Pay ($) Attention Now… All Öüï Is Saying, is that D.N.I. is the KNEW “n-word*” at The White House, nigger.

*~. Michael Steele on The Weekend, 02/02/Oh Tú de Project 2025.

Message in a bottling company, Wax Your Ears before going on a Yacht Rock crusade… and Some Porto-rican 🧜🏾‍♀️ girls 🧜🏼‍♀️ who’re just Dying To MEAT Ewe! Get your wine Duty-free before that odyssey.

 

Across “La Mancha” Marianne (always Faithfull) goes into a French sports supply store and steals a boatload of Refugee-Floating REGALIA and Marianne immediately charges from Calais to The Cliffs of Dover on a quest to rename the recently re-Christened “George Washington” chunnel into El Canal de Los Rolling 💋 Stones.

And in TaRRiffs Land… It was a Rigged Election. It was rigged Alicia Menendez!!!

Outlaw music, Krispy Kream Doughnuts Crumbl Cookies and off-course: Hot Chili Peppers in The Blistering Laguna.

My name is Armando Segovia and the DNC Quinceañera was a sham.

 

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Devil Woman on  the Banzai Show starring some guy who’s In with The Rolling Stones. The banquet will be at the Watts memorial. Beggars welcome.

Simón(e) que sí.

Eye likes your clothes line… got room for a pair of boxers?

Sympathy for Devil (1968)
Hope you don’t guess my name in vain, Mr. Tribe called QwEst.

 

Synopsis, Magali Faget  of the Melle. Pitch communication engagement agency, or something like thatstars as Lydia Rodarte-Quayle 🕵🏻‍♀️, Vieja Fea en el Pancracio with a Six-Sigma Más Cabrona Belt and, the head of Logistics at Madrigal Electromotive GmbH.

See How They Run… “they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide,” noted a frustrated Semolina Pilchard and a Mexican elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe’s Ravens.

 

Previously on, “of course you Should Know, this means GWAR »:

… wait for it, by now our non-readers mother’s should Know that Eye would like to have at least 3 word bricks 🧱 between Snapshots for an optimal column.

Entonces, para no decepcionar a Juanito Guanavacoa en rfpp del 106.3 de internet en frecuencia de maquillaje. Cámara, —acción!

… Chingue a su madre Serge Gainsbourg y su café para cons. Chin-chin El que no DiGa: ¡Salud! And, Magali RodarteQuiero como Quayle en olla 🫕 para mole con chocolate… I am not a fucking ‘passenger’, I am a messenger, pass the biscuits, Madeleine.

Al regresar… Los Tigres del Norte — y su jefe de diegos, “Machete 🐢 Amellado”.

South of Fox 🇲🇽 to Fujimori 🇵🇪 … NE to Hijo de Bush 🇺🇸

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Lucifer in vain. And in Washington, President Biden vows to take Cancer out of the Cosmos. No word if the Jerry’s, George’s or, the Veep, will be included in The Deal, or if Seinfeld, Costanza will be left to rot, Dryfus is a Johnson and Johnson card carrying client so Benes has nothing to dry–fuss about.

And… well—will’ya look at that, a King from the land of ME (Maine), complementary Corn on the plate. How many Kings are those; let’s see:

The vacuum fixer drew tú, Lobster 🦞 boy drew Won and, Northern Ireland makes for four, fabulous, and of course you know that Betelgeuse is the Joker, so… Fuck your aces high!

“He has very kind eyes,”

 

…. just like Diego Obrador Lopez Luna’s in Star GWARS, 

      — NoAd9581

Just like that Okie in love with Melle. Pitch at MADRIGAL.

 

Lee•n•wah Franca.

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Estimado Machete Amellado
(Gael García Bernal y El chingado Piolín por la puta mañana).

Mientras tanto en San Luis Potosí

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Lección ünö.

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