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… Y ahora esto, courtesy of AT and T.

The following is “with all due respect” a paid avertissement* from the HoBO Central, in Reel Time.

Oh, the humanity… This is an INTERMISSION before the show!!! }-—-~~~\*> Coming up after the break, it’s How to make a paper boat, with your host Theodore Roosevelt.

… and of course, John Heileman, with respect to Halperin, ewe know that your Mark was just following protocol.

* ADVERTISSEMENT!!!
The Fall is Near… if you want.
In about 24 hours in all of the Continental and Territorial Time Zones of the U.S., the Make American a Nightmare Again Experiment, can begin to come to an end.

Coming up on the programming: how to make an Armada with paper boats.

TimeStamp: 11.30 in Central NATO Time.

Hey, John Oliver: the fuck’n word of the day is Sennight, as in: Sorry—Govnor—We’re Closed for today’s sennight* recap

The good thing about this most inconsequential blog is, that John Oliver’s combat helicopter-pilot wife… or something like that, doesn’t read it… if she did, Hellfire would surely rain down on our parade.

Out of Synch—Reason N° 451.

Sennight
noun [sen-AHyt…]

  1. Archaic. It literally means Seven Days or, in today’s currency, a mother fucking week.

In the soft words of Natasha Bertrand, staff writer at The Atlantic:

… to which a recently promoted, General Chris “colt” Matthews in the role of Caroll O’Connor responded:

Chris Matthews:

— Speak up, Corporal Bertrand! The country needs to hear a little passion out of those vocal chords of yours!

… TimeStamp: Quince para Las Tres en CET.