George Herbert Walker Bush didn’t have to eat ice cream, but he did

And, Susana Puveda… Bonnée Soirée à toi, aussi:

Évry body loves Ewe when yer’ Dead

The Boys of Summer

The Boys of Summer.

And, Professor Meacham… sorry about misspelling your name on the last segment in Orléans (⚜️), Eye tells Ewe what, Willie Geist, Öüï has created a mnemonic in hopes of remembering how the good-prof spells his last name, it’s in Castellano (del bueno) y no chingaderas de los MENENDEZ³ in Jersey, the new one, not the one in La Mancha.

Must be read in a Larry Bird’s voice 🏀

— Mea, Cham?

… And, Alicia Menendez replies:
— But of course, Cham mea!

In conclusion:

Cham Mea, como tú meas, y también como ellos y ellas mean, entonces pues todos y todas meamos.

³~. It’s Gold! Alicia… it’s gold bars under the mattress, Au!

99 days ’till the MidTerms y Ayotzinapa para espontáneos

For the Record… FUCK RICHARD NIXON and little donald trump, too.

That’s right donnie—this is an INTERMISSION.

… but first, a note from our sponsors¹:

Make Farmer John Great Again!

Stick around,
Juan Vargas, in the role of Demián Alcázar
follows, and YES, dearest Mika,
the following must be read in the voice of John Meacham.

TimeStamp: 12h30 in Central Europe Time.
Right now, Cousin Joe is wondering why Uncle Elmer is not fact checking the “Google Machine” to undress little Don.


Parallel Universe:

  1. Pinchie meets Homer: via, Reddit.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FhVvNGsJV8