Attention all Units, Kasie Hunt’s weekend went missing

Le Tour de France is rounding up the usual Suspects, in Lille, Florence Cassez says she’s never even met The Weekend, and over at Israel’s cell, the forgotten “Clyde” of French docu-dramas dice, “que la esculquen, nobody throws a fucking french fry on the streets without Florence having a finger in that Grec style kebab.


… a preliminary check-up reveals that along with Kasie’s weekend disappearance, Roberto Costa, of El WaPo and PaBSt fame was also AWOL, AP LeMire (that fucker) was heard screaming, and Eye quotes, “does anybody remembers, BOB Costa?”


Over at the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field Senator McCain finally settled down and things kind of quiet down after Denis Soula (that Cock soccer) sent the Ball out of the Park with a California “serafín” jersey on, out in the stands the empty seats wondered how Denis got into the batting line-up (long story short) ‘member that fip tattoo on the little blue-bird man? Well, it turns out that Denis Soula lost a bet and he had to play the kettle part as The Tweeter guru, “Tweety McTweety” tea bagged his nut sac on Mr. Soula’s MUG!!!

If you missed Denis Soula’s homer you can get multiple repleys if you tune in to yesterdays match between the despicable Red Soxs and the evil empire of Them Yankees en Nueva Yol’.

Anyhow, it’s the top of the second Empire and Louise Michel just got ejected from La Commune.  

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“Just the facts, ma’am »


In a plot twist, it turns out that yes, Ewe guess it. Bob Costa moved to France, and with that in mind Öüï now returns to The Little Sewing Shop in Paris, where / |  |  | \ is “Weaving » los hilos on that storefront on what used to be a mill on the block.

Upon careful consideration, Catherine Deneuve realized that Ripley was correct, it would be a Sin if you are a believer, a Crime if youse into the Prometheus arc, in any case, a sign on that shop would be like installing a “Castle” enseigne (señor) in front of Versailles.

“A todos los que quieren y aman al futból” — El Sur también existe

Note to the LatinEx Crew, No. No Öüï’s knot gonna accommodate .es or esses, o mismo a aquellas, I quote Ángel as he was, knot as Ewe wished he was. And please don’t Fuck with the DiaCritic Accent en el fut, —Luc!

*CORRECTION… Michael Eric Dyson (Ph.D.) is the sexiest thing on Deadline. The Good General ain’t got time for snowFLakes. And, Ari Melver—Fuk Ewe Tú… in the voice of Jason Johnson.

Minuto 13

🇫🇷 0 a 0 🇵🇹

And here is where Öüï stops, France is playing as if them fuckers already qualified!

Min 15

Merci Nº 10, almost Goal, but knot famous, SILENZIO,  🎬

Min 28… follows

🎙 and Eye quotes:

So it’s time to leave you a preview
So you too can review what we do
20 years in this business,
“How You Sell Soul?”
yada, yada, yada, ibid
So don’t mind me if I repeat myself
yada, yada, yada, told ya’ll
Five thousand leaders never scared
“Bring the Noise, ”
it’s ‘the moment they feared
Get up! Still a beautiful idea

By my law, ESPN OWES ME.

Anyhow, speaking about what goes around comes around. Fucking Penalty when Loss of Signal made a CAMEO.

HALF TIME TIE ONE TO ONE. would you like me to draw you a picture of D.A.T., Sir?


Öüï joins the transmission just when Ronaldo (Portugueses Maradonis) scores the 2nd penalty against France’s-es previos one; time uk own time fr = 20h29

Not to rub it on The Netherlands, pero aquí en éste  partido hay muchos penales… García Luna.

Time remains unSynched, 66′ or 67′ —pero qué bonita jugada!!! Para Los Franchutes.

And, Öüï is back, watch out ESPN, 22h35 CET

— Now i hate to manipulate the Action, but you two are back to Diva mode.

And this why The Filthy Dutch have a chance, and as Öüï speaks, (a young) Kasie Hunt is being hunted to lead that Ad campaign. Team Parkesuuu! Is Knot, we repeat—knot happy!!!

TU-tu/tu-tuTUTUTU 🇭🇺 2—2 🇩🇪

The Fkn’ Ef Line: