Dear, Franchutes and Gringos*… meet Susana

*Note to editors: you know who you are, but if you are still confused just guide yourself by the check boxes on the U.S. Census, this includes you Tim McGraw, even if you and your crew are Indian Outlaws, “in other words,” the “other” box does not apply, even if your Home Depot™️ paint hue falls inside of this palette: 🦶🏼🦶🏽🦶🏾🦶🏿… “in other words,” it’s more of a Latitude/Attitude kind of thing, you know, a north/south kind of thing like the way that a tomato or an onion is sliced, but if you still don’t get it, —Karl Malone (Utah Jazz) might be Black—but aside from being a “redneck”, The Mailman still falls under the check the Gringo box. So, let these drawings below ⬇️ [TWOEach] sink in, before we [the staff] continue with part-two of Leslie Jones “Sledge hammer” sessions… ISSY, Lesley Jones, you too Hun’ go ahead and check the Gringo box.

Ladies in Gemini, Exhibit One:

Mamma told me not to go

Mamma told me not to go .:. C0648B19-7136-4413-8E78-9BC47BD8BC83 🔃 Dear, Senator Harris, in another life, as an investigative photojournalist in France, “Eye was D.A.T. little girl,” or at least it sure does feels like, IT! Official context in the form of a written letter to your office follows, because we know that you do not read this blog.

En Contexto… and for the record, Yasmin Vassoughain, be advised that we are cooking on Three Burners, so first the already Known Knews (punto y COMA); Donald John Trump is Obese (with a Capital Oh), so that is not really a new Discovery feature, now is it? And Willie Geist, how about them placebos for POTUS, eh! Remember, champ, there’s no supernatural mumbo-jumbo going here, there’s only better than average forecasting, that’s all—and Cousin Joe, the only spin going on here is the spin on the sack with that Keyleigh McEnany, YAUSA! Does Keyleigh know thay CYAN is my go-to-fuck color? C’mon Keyleigh, let’s throw the Barry White on the Miami Spin Machine and let Mí tell you what Eye dreamt last night.

https ://www .sbs .com .au /news /donald-trump-spress-secretary-sayspolice-who-attacked-australian-journalists-had-right-to-defend-themselves

Anyhow Leslie Jones be advised that öüï got a kick out of you and Kyle Mooney, so just to get the JAY–Z reference out of the way, let’s CLEAR the coincidences OUT of the way; to DO D.A.T., Eye needs you to put this Egyptian Vase ⚱️in the back of burner N°3, Eye will ask Seth to pick it up from Michael on the next segment, for now, Lesley Jones, let’s get back to JAY-Z…

You know Leslie, it might seem like a coincidence ⚱️that for Episode 828, Lorde Lorne had the writing team at SNL sketch a work-place love triangle (punto y coma) you know the formula (more like INTENT):

KYLE MOONEY GETS INSECURE OF THE FACT THAT LESLIE JONES HAS BEEN SPENDING MORE TIME AT WORK WITH COLIN JOST. yada, yada, Yada,…

Venus as a boy

Venus as a boy .:. DAACC83C-88E3-416F-B714-F57775691B30 🙀 What’s new pussycat?

so, Les•Lie(s), it’s kind of as if in Season 43, Lorde Lorne didn’t do a follow-up of yours and Kyle’s sketched reconciliation, because as JAY-Z told Seth on your Tuesday Night (afternoon) interview:

I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain’t one”.

So, Leslie with a Fishbone hairdo Jones, if you can’t see the resemblance with Mr. Know•les, that’s on Lorne, because Eye is not drawing you no motherfucking sketch.

Exhibit Two:

Fe se fue de frívola

Fe se fue de frívola .:. 6782C834-EDEA-4D49-A2F3-BE6FB7EE51E3 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🗣

En Contexto and for the record: Kasie Hunt… you’re up, get that attitude on the Time Machine, and you are not foolin’ anyone … wait for it, Wait! FOist we have to give Shannon Pettypiece the Michael “shield”, and Cousin Joe, if you watched John Travolta play an obese “ARC•Angel” then you know that our Eyes are on Keyleigh McEnany and not on Ms. Pettypiece, unless she wants to… but we [the staff] rather not. ISSY, ⚱️talk about coordinated colors and CYAN coincidences, eh, Willie Geist‽

Context, context, context

Context, context, context, and more context, period


Musical Guest: The 8G Band; a.k.a. The Big Band

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After the break: Mr. Know•les, Dr. West, and some Brit, on the subject of: Why Context Matters.

Distinguished professor at Willie Geist’s private institute, Jon Meacham, has the morning off

… because HISTORY rhymes;
ISSY, Cousin Joe,
even in French:
Don't shoot the mirror

Just in time news-padding (en contexto) we were running low on multi–purpose paper for hasty mattress padding. Merci, monsieur Labro, and remember, that öüï don’t choose the news, we just match the “Today in history” part of the page.

https: //rss .cnews .fr /pdf /NEP /20200528

Page 4, Well, Eye just looked in the mirror, and things aren’t looking so good Eye is looking at California, Issy mis negros… Eye is Feeling Minnesota.

Seattle via Soundgarden

Dear, White House Press Secretary, Keyleigh McEnany, good news —you hot spinster piece of Ass— check it out, THE SWISS just approved two positions so that you and Mí can f.u.c.k. in PEACE! Indeed, Keyleigh, we could either RAWDOG paddle-style or, you could do the REVERSE Cowgirl while i spray paint an American Graffiti on your ridiculous Century 21©️ real estate blazers that you sport while you tap dance the U.S. president’s lies. Anyhow, Keyleigh, in the meantime, DO send nudes!

https ://www .dailymail .co .uk /news /article-8358109 /Swiss-brothels-draw-list-coronavirus-safe-sex-positions.html

… Coming up in Adventures in Translation:

Vanilla Sky with a Cherry on Top

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From The Front Page of The Internet .::. TWEET THIS .::.
White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters that Trump is expected to sign an executive order aimed at social media companies on Thursday. No details were given about what form it may take.”

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