Times New Roman — LIX³

†~. Pronounced “Jimmy Kimmel”.

In Hollywood news, now Öüï knows why Sarah went dirty Sanchez on her ugly little dog, and then kissed Matt Damon. It turns out that Jimmy, (say it ain’t so, Jimmy—say it ain’t so) in a very SUBLIMINAL way no less, trampOlined his ass onto the Project 2025 Chuck Wagon, —or so it seems. The † is pronounced “fifty ⚜️ nine”… One shy of LX.

For context, m’y fucking faVorite comedia on the late night shows advocated for yet another ERASURE from the TRUE HISTORY channel, that of the wipeout of the Etruscan Alpha y Beth.

Dunk on this, The Ross Sorkin Conspiracy

Ambition for Envy and, tolérance for hate,” it’s 1994 and Lollapalooza is at The Gorge in George. Over at the White House Correspondents Dinner 🍽️… It’s Black Jesus Mary Christ, —a nig… 🤠 The Comediante es una negra!

Sell Mí a jumpsuit and call Matt in the Morning. Now, before PEARL STAIN³ fully relinquishes the LAW in them United States in América, to Donald Musk and Elon Trump, “Ewe must remember this”, Katty Kay:

We don’t need peacocks, Öüï kneads FOXes-ese just like old Abe’s GOD needed that Eve.

I’m with Don Q, motherfucker! Fuck you and Paul Revere, Reverend A.I.!

The Sheriff is In Prison… and all that jazz.

The next time you see Armand, —Ewe better run. I’m Fucking Matt Damon and Armageddon was a stupid project.

Queridos, Amigos de México en Francia; Movimiento YS-132 “Academicos”; Frente Amplio de Izquierda (mexicana) morenafrancia; y por supuesto, Javier Sicilia y La Guadalupana de La Madeleine (2011-2015) y JOHN MILL ACKERMAN:

🎶🎶🎶 And in The End, the “cuartel” you get is equal to, LA GRILLA* YOU MAKE❤️‍🔥

*~. Look it up, Katty Kay, look it up. You of all Rosbifs has all of the THYME wealth to look that up.

³~. It’s pronounced STEEN, as in Frankenstein, not STAIN as in Monica’s stained dress 👗.