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Do not try to adjust the dipstick

Community Workers for FOX NEWS

Dirty Needles productions presents: I Was A Rolling Stone Hailstone Groupie, starring a young law student who took a Day Off in 1962 and her heart turned into ice. Danke Schoen.

Janice the Hot Dog Justice on Fox is covering today’s Mexican weather report.

Sombras nada mas… from “The Stones up above”… Give’em Shelter.

In Puebla de La Nueva Generación de Zaragoza, a freak HAIL storm landed exclusively on federal police and that nation’s Republican Guard.

Stones the size of Keith Richards noggin fell on the winter-camouflaged law enforcement agents.

No siempre es fácil repartir abrazos. A veces ni los quieren recibir
byu/peanutmilk inmexico

 

The Sergeant Major in charge relayed that the GRAVITY OF ridiculously tight uniforms are the inspiration of ALFONSO CUARÓN and that the reason for this failure in tactical gear and battle-dress-uniforms statement was the result of the logistics officer listening to The Fox weather report on the Canadian-branded AccuWeather pay–as–you-Cumulus points on Cloud Nine.

Dear, Mark Brnovich, please get your cutlines in order, “The Alamo” was not a Mexican “invention”, the invaders were barricaded in that piss-depository, albeit its historicity.

The Stones up there would not let Mí tell a lie, that there fellow is a Fake Mexican, he was born in “Campo de los Franceses, Spanish for “Field of the Frenchmen””, he is probably KIN to that French fellow who floats his space pod to the tune of them Beach Boys. Say no to Fake News and bring in the Real Lies. Satisfaction on Route 66. Fuck You Jon Schofield 🎸… sponsored by Taco Belle.

Here, Miranda, devine tale follows… but you have to eat your weathering Wheeties 🥊🥋🏓🪃🎲

Hey, Donna!
Tell it like it is, don’t be afraid to call it a Global Meltdown. Regardless of the array, Donna!, ‘donita’ rolled on sugar, now that your co-host saw the video, will he be compelled to call the Yosemite fire’s what they really are? Wild is one thing that these fire’s are not. Perhaps these fire’s are as predictable as those freedom mass shootings that are all the rage in Freedom Land.

https ://aaregistry .org /story /the-alamo-why-did-it-happen

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Breaking News: 🏴‍☠️ Thomas Pesquet has hijacked the International Space Station 🏴‍☠️

Five Years

This is the exact moment when an Artificial Intelligence drone model Elian Musk and a French Corsair (“Raider” if you are from Las Vegas, Nevada) abducted the 2-Crew and other assorted astronauts.

For at least five years they were warned about a wave of hijacks and kidnappings with the digital prints of a gang that went with the tag “french touch”, or something like that but the NASA police ignored the signs.

Signs went from the inconspicuous to the in-your Get da’Fuck outta here “access badge” mug-shot.

And if you think that Alicia’s space cadet outfit was a coincidence last night on the beat, it’s because Charlie don’t Surf and Cindy Lauper, Cindy: She Bops!

Take a look at the law man…

https ://www .msnbc .com /american-voices /watch /haitians-seeking-refuge-are-deported-back-to-civil-unrest-110801989709

Ahhhhrg!!! Guy comes out of the Saint-Malo Royal Bounty Co., trained in Russia and he plays for the Stealers… what did you expect that was going to happen? A cigarette break?

 two French citizens

https ://www .reuters .com /world /europe/seven-catholic-clergy-including-two-french-citizens-kidnapped-haiti-2021-04-12/

_beating on the wrong?
Anyone?

Mitterrand swings, connects, and it’s out of this Bleu Marble called Terra

They don’t call this fucker Jupiter for nothing, that ball is headed to the Space Station and the precision of the artifacts used by Mission Control in what is now becoming Tesla’s “ritual de lo habitual” send-off into the Final Frontier were just perfect, period and full speed ahead.

But FO’ist, you probably have HO’id about “a lady who’s sure all that glitters is AU”, and if you know about them Stairs, please be advised that the following Stairs have nothing to do with one another, but coincidentally they lead to the same place, which of course is the Greatest City ever built… until it fell.

Over at la Biblioteca Nacional de Francia you can stumble upon an amphitheater shaped metro entrance. The nineteen aisles that make up them stairs are stamped in nineteen different LENGUAS, most of the number “3’s” have either experienced the force of gravity per square millimeter of adhesive holding the number to the wall or, have been snatched by superstitious idiots who think that it is cool… anybody want to purchase an original N°3 from the stairs at the François Mitterrand metro stop?

Mitterrand steps up to the plate, with Méliès on First Base 🍿

“To The Moon, Alice » ! To The Moon 🚀

Attention, Camp, the following is taken verbatim from the Source at STUDIO 39 of BFM’er TV in Cape Cañaveral, en La Florida.

MESSAGE READS: beds, baths, and beyond. ISSY, the International Space Station now has 3 commodes, but it is still short on beds. Situation remains the same, As Above—As Below.

American Graffiti, Nippon Rags, and the French Tag… in Zulu time.

https ://www .spacex .com /launches/

Following stage separation, Falcon 9’s first stage will land on the “Of Course I Still Love You” droneship, which will be stationed in the Atlantic Ocean.

 

Context for talking monkees follows, but FO’ist, a catalogue at a French Auction around the Reporters Without Borders and The AFP in Paris France district of La Bourse de Commerce, Monte Pio, and of course, — the Mexican Consulate General on rue des Victoires is worth at least “a pocket full of AU”, but without context it’s just a silly fucking object on the Auction Block—SOLD to the Gentleman with the D.C. Current Patent and the CONTRACT to send The ORIGINAL TESLA to the realm of “crazy town”.

Notable side note for today’s launch includes a worthy copy/pasting which highlights that :

[A]s part of the Commercial Crew Program, NASA astronauts Shane Kimbrough and Megan McArthur, Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) astronaut Akihiko Hoshide,

will be joined by Thomas Pesquet, a European Space Agency (ESA) stowaway who will also hitch a ride, “and fly aboard the Dragon spacecraft during the Crew-2 mission.”